John Ingerfield, and Other StoriesJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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John Ingerfield, and Other Stories
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories
He wears a jubilant air, and slaps the grave John on the back. “I’ve
got her, Jack,” he cries. “It’s been hard work, I can tell you:
sounding suspicious old dowagers, bribing confidential servants,
fishing for information among friends of the family. By Jove, I shall
be able to join the Duke’s staff as spy-in-chief to His Majesty’s
entire forces after this!”
“What is she like?” asks John, without stopping his writing.
“Like! My dear Jack, you’ll fall over head and ears in love with her
the moment you see her. A little cold, perhaps, but that will just suit
you.”
“Good family?” asks John, signing and folding the letter he has
finished.
“So good that I was afraid at first it would be useless thinking of
her. But she’s a sensible girl, no confounded nonsense about her, and
the family are poor as church mice. In fact—well, to tell the truth, we
have become most excellent friends, and she told me herself frankly
that she meant to marry a rich man, and didn’t much care whom.”
“That sounds hopeful,” remarks the would-be bridegroom, with his
peculiar dry smile: “when shall I have the pleasure of seeing her?”
“I want you to come with me to-night to the Garden,” replies the other;
“she will be in Lady Heatherington’s box, and I will introduce you.”
So that evening John Ingerfield goes to Covent Garden Theatre, with the
blood running a trifle quicker in his veins, but not much, than would
be the case were he going to the docks to purchase tallow—examines,
covertly, the proposed article from the opposite side of the house, and
approves her—is introduced to her, and, on closer inspection, approves
her still more—receives an invitation to visit—visits frequently, and
each time is more satisfied of the rarity, serviceableness, and quality
of the article.
If all John Ingerfield requires for a wife is a beautiful social
machine, surely here he has found his ideal. Anne Singleton, only
daughter of that persistently unfortunate but most charming of
baronets, Sir Harry Singleton (more charming, it is rumoured, outside
his family circle than within it), is a stately, graceful, high-bred
woman. Her portrait, by Reynolds, still to be seen above the carved
wainscoting of one of the old City halls, shows a wonderfully handsome
and clever face, but at the same time a wonderfully cold and heartless
one. It is the face of a woman half weary of, half sneering at the
world. One reads in old family letters, whereof the ink is now very
faded and the paper very yellow, long criticisms of this portrait. The
writers complain that if the picture is at all like her she must have
greatly changed since her girlhood, for they remember her then as
having a laughing and winsome expression.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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