John Ingerfield, and Other StoriesJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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John Ingerfield, and Other Stories
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories
They say—they who knew her in after-life—that this earlier face came
back to her in the end, so that the many who remembered opening their
eyes and seeing her bending down over them could never recognise the
portrait of the beautiful sneering lady, even when they were told whom
it represented.
But at the time of John Ingerfield’s strange wooing she was the Anne
Singleton of Sir Joshua’s portrait, and John Ingerfield liked her the
better that she was.
He had no feeling of sentiment in the matter himself, and it simplified
the case that she had none either. He offered her a plain bargain, and
she accepted it. For all he knew or cared, her attitude towards this
subject of marriage was the usual one assumed by women. Very young
girls had their heads full of romantic ideas. It was better for her and
for him that she had got rid of them.
“Ours will be a union founded on good sense,” said John Ingerfield.
“Let us hope the experiment will succeed,” said Anne Singleton.
CHAPTER II.
But the experiment does not succeed. The laws of God decree that man
shall purchase woman, that woman shall give herself to man, for other
coin than that of good sense. Good sense is not a legal tender in the
marriage mart. Men and women who enter therein with only sense in their
purse have no right to complain if, on reaching home, they find they
have concluded an unsatisfactory bargain.
John Ingerfield, when he asked Anne Singleton to be his wife, felt no
more love for her than he felt for any of the other sumptuous household
appointments he was purchasing about the same time, and made no
pretence of doing so. Nor, had he done so, would she have believed him;
for Anne Singleton has learned much in her twenty-two summers and
winters, and knows that love is only a meteor in life’s sky, and that
the true lodestar of this world is gold. Anne Singleton has had her
romance and buried it deep down in her deep nature and over its grave,
to keep its ghost from rising, has piled the stones of indifference and
contempt, as many a woman has done before and since. Once upon a time
Anne Singleton sat dreaming out a story. It was a story old as the
hills—older than some of them—but to her, then, it was quite new and
very wonderful. It contained all the usual stock material common to
such stories: the lad and the lass, the plighted troth, the richer
suitors, the angry parents, the love that was worth braving all the
world for. One day into this dream there fell from the land of the
waking a letter, a poor, pitiful letter: “You know I love you and only
you,” it ran; “my heart will always be yours till I die. But my father
threatens to stop my allowance, and, as you know, I have nothing of my
own except debts. Some would call her handsome, but how can I think of
her beside you? Oh, why was money ever let to come into the world to
curse us?” with many other puzzling questions of a like character, and
much severe condemnation of Fate and Heaven and other parties
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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