_Beauty._ "OH, YES! IF YOU WOULD SIT UPON THE HORSE'S HEAD, I SHOULD BE _SO_ MUCH OBLIGED."] [Illustration: _COMMON OBJECTS AT THE SEA-SIDE--GENERALLY FOUND UPON THE ROCKS AT LOW WATER._] [Illustration: _THE ARTISTIC (!) STUDIO._ _A Stereoscopic Scene from Fashionable Life._ "_Love, Pride, Revenge._"--THE GROUP REPRESENTS A YOUNG MINSTREL OF HUMBLE ORIGIN, DECLARING HIS PASSION TO A LADY OF NOBLE PARENTAGE. HER HAUGHTY BROTHER, AS MAY BE SEEN FROM HIS MENACING ATTITUDE, IS ABOUT TO AVENGE THE INSULT OFFERED TO HIS FAMILY!] [Illustration: _A TRYING THING FOR TOOTLES_, WHO SEES THE OBJECT OF HIS ADMIRATION FLY OVER A HOG-BACKED STILE, HE HAVING THE GREATEST AVERSION TO TIMBER.] [Illustration: _CRINOLINE FOR EVER!--NO BATHING-MACHINE REQUIRED._ A HINT FOR THE SEA-SIDE.] [Illustration: _NAUTICAL STYLE._] [Illustration: _ALWAYS BE POLITE WHEN TRAVELLING._ _Affable Young Gent_ (_who is never distant to Strangers_). "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE _Bell's Life_, SIR? THERE'S AN OUT-AND-OUT STUNNING MILL BETWEEN CONKEY JIM AND THE PORKY ONE!"] [Illustration: _A YOUNG SPORTSMAN_. _Lucy._ "WELL, REGINALD, AND WHEN DO YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL?" _Reginald._ "OH! THE DAY AFTER TO-MORROW!--AND AIN'T IT A BORE, JUST AS ONE'S HUNTERS ARE IN SUCH SPLENDID CONDITION?"] [Illustration: _QUITE A CHEAP TRIP._ DURING SOME OF THE WINTER MONTHS, WITH A NICE BRACING NORTH-EAST WIND BLOWING, YOU MAY GO TO MANCHESTER AND BACK FOR 5_s_.--AN OPPORTUNITY NOT TO BE LOST--OH DEAR, NO!] [Illustration: _'ARRY AND 'ARRIET._] [Illustration: _MALICIOUS._ _Flora._ "CAN YOU STILL SEE THE STEAMER, LUCY, DEAR?" _Lucy._ "OH, YES, QUITE PLAINLY!" _Flora._ "AND DEAR, DEAR WILLIAM, TOO?" _Lucy._ "OH, YES!" _Flora._ "DOES HE SEEM UNHAPPY, NOW HE IS AWAY FROM ME?" _Lucy._ "EVIDENTLY, I SHOULD SAY, DEAR; FOR HE IS SMOKING A CIGAR, AND DRINKING SOMETHING OUT OF A TUMBLER TO CHEER HIM, POOR FELLOW!"] [Illustration: _DISGUSTING FOR AUGUSTUS._ _Augustus_ (_who was rapidly coming to the point_). "THEN, EMILY! OH, MAY I CALL YOU EMILY?--SWEETEST!--BEST!--SAY THAT YOU WILL NOT GO--WITHOUT----" _Fish-woman_ (_cuts in_). "ANY FEESH TO-DAY, MARM?--ANY MACKEREEL, SOLES, OR WHITING?"] [Illustration: _QUITE A SEDUCTIVE SON OF MARS._ _Lady._ "AND SO, CAPTAIN--THEY SAY YOU ARE GOING TO TURN BENEDICK?" _Adonis._ "WHY, YA-AS--AW--I DIDN'T WISH TO--BUT--AW--IN FACT, LADY MARY'S ATTENTIONS BECAME SO MARKED--THAT--AW--THE THING AW--WAS INEVITABLE--AW."] [Illustration: _PLEASURES OF TRAVEL._ _Chambermaid._ "VERY SORRY, BUT YOUR LUGGAGE HAS GONE ON TO LONDON, SIR."] [Illustration: _CRINOLINE ON THE WATER._ _Waterman._ "YOU'VE NO CALL TO BE AFEARD, MISS; WE'RE LICENSED TO CARRY SIX!"] [Illustration: _GOING TO CHURCH--SCARBOROUGH._] [Illustration: _A DAY VERY LATE IN THE SEASON.--SAY, THE FIRST OF APRIL._ THE O.P.Q. HOUNDS HAVE A RATTLING HOUR AND TEN MINUTES AFTER A GOOD STOUT BUTTERFLY, OVER A SPLENDID PRIMROSE AND VIOLET COUNTRY.----