The huge red letters, thrown out like a defiance and a challenge,
caused a sensation in the Road. The pedestrians stopped to read the
signs, looked curiously at the shop, and went on their way. The
passengers in the trams and buses craned their necks, anxious to read
the gigantic advertisement before they were carried out of sight. A
group of urchins, stationed at the door, distributed handbills to the
curious, containing the same announcement in bold type.
Across the street hung Paasch's dingy sign from which the paint was
peeling:
Repairs neatly executed
GENTS, 3/6; LADIES, 2/6; CHILDS, 1/9
--the old prices sanctioned by usage, unchangeable and immovable as the
laws of nature to Paasch and the trade on Botany Road.
The shop itself was transformed. On one side were half a dozen new
chairs standing in a row on a strip of bright red carpet. Gay festoons
of coloured tissue paper, the work of Mrs Yabsley's hands, stretched in
ropes across the ceiling. The window had been cleared and at a bench
facing the street Jonah and an assistant pegged and hammered as if for
dear life. Another, who bore a curious likeness to Chook, with his back
to the street and a last on his knees, hammered with enthusiasm. A
tremendous heap of old boots, waiting to be repaired, was thrown
carelessly in front of the workers, who seemed too busy to notice the
sensation they were creating.
The excitement increased when a customer, Waxy Collins by name, entered
the shop, and, taking off his boots, sat down while they were repaired,
reading the morning paper as coolly as if he were taking his turn at
the barber's. The thing spread like the news of a murder, and through
the day a group of idlers gathered, watching with intense relish the
rapid movements of the workmen. Jonah had declared war.
Six weeks after he had opened the shop, Jonah found twelve of Mrs
Yabsley's sovereigns between him and ignominious defeat. Then the
tickets in the draper's window had given him an idea, and, like a
general who throws his last battalion at the enemy, he had resolved to
stake the remaining coins on the hazard. The calico signs, then a
novelty, the fittings of the shop, and the wages for a skilful
assistant, had swallowed six of his precious twelve pounds. With the
remaining six he hoped to hold out for a fortnight. Then, unless the
tide turned, he would throw up the sponge. Chook, amazed and delighted
with the idea, had volunteered to disguise himself as a snob, and help
to give the shop a busy look; and Waxy Collins jumped at the chance of
getting his boots mended for the bare trouble of walking in and
pretending to read the newspaper.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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