+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Prognostix._ | _GOOD BYES._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| T || @ @ _Cold_ @ @ | | | 2| F || _snow_ now @ @ | I thank God most fervently for | | 3| S || inflate sassige @ | one thing, and that iz, when | | 4| G || "Necessity iz the | everyboddy else iz happy, i am | | 5| M || @ () mother ov | sure to be. | | 6| T || invenshun" @ @ | | | 7| W || @ _more snow_ @ @ | * * * * * | | 8| T || invenshun waz born | | | 9| F || in Nu England @ | Love iz sed tew be blind, but i | |10| S || @ _cold_ @ Plymouth | kno lots ov phellows in love, who | |11| G || rock discovered @ | kan see twice az mutch in their | |12| M || 1620 @ punch fires | sweethearts as i kan. | |13| T || @ @ Old Zip | | |14| W || Coon died | * * * * * | |15| T || 1840 @ _snow_ @ too | | |16| F || much hard @ | | |17| S || cider floored him @ | If yu want tew git a sure krop, | |18| G || @ @ _bitter cold_ @ | and a big yield, sow wild oats. | |19| M || @ Santy Claws | | |20| T || created @ year | * * * * * | |21| W || disputed @ thare | | |22| T || iz menny a @ @ | | |23| F || @ rose born tew @ | The chains ov slavery are none | |24| S || blush unseen @ @ | the lighter for being made ov | |25| G || @ espeshilly negroes | gold. | |26| M || [-] _more colder_ [- | | |27| T || 1870 dies @ | * * * * * | |28| W || pile on the @ | | |29| T || @ @ bedclothes ¶ @ | In youth we run into difikultys, | |30| F || good night @ @ @ @ @ | in old age, difikultys run into us. | |31| S || | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _EXTRA EKLIPSES FOR THE YEAR 1870._ There will be eklipses this year which have been overlooked by other Allminax makers. * * * * * _First._--Thare will be semiockasional eklipses ov the moon, kauzed bi brandy smashes gitting between that virtewous and pale old woman, and the eyes ov sum ov our most promising young men. * * * * *