_He who by the plough would thrive, Must no 2 forty kattle drive, But worry the ground to and fro, With horned kritters who skasely seem to go._ +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _History._ | _HASH ON TOAST._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| G || @ _Grate cold_ @ @ | | | 2| M || Adam born @ @ | All the good injuns die young. | | 3| T || _cold grows_ @ | | | 4| W || @ @ Adam had no | * * * * * | | 5| T || mother [@] @ | Mankind love misterys, a hole | | 6| F || @ _simptoms ov a_ | in the ground excites more wonder | | 7| S || _thawness_ @ bi | than a star up in heaven. | | 8| G || industry we thrive | | | 9| M || _it looks like snow_ | * * * * * | |10| T || Eve born @ _8_ | | |11| W || _i shouldn't wonder_ | Jist about az cerimonys creep | |12| T || _if it did snow_ | into one end ov a church, piety | |13| F || Eve waz a | backs out at the other. | |14| S || success @ @ @ | | |15| G || grate sassige riot | * * * * * | |16| M || in 1612 @ @ | | |17| T || now haul ice @ @ | Blessed are they who hav no | |18| W || 50,000 sassige | eye for a key hole. | |19| T || destroyed @ _a thaw_ | | |20| F || _threatens_ @ Adam | * * * * * | |21| S || waz a confiding man | Don't mistake vivacity for wit, | |22| G || thaw more threatensome | thare iz about az mutch difference | |23| M || @ he took | az thare iz between lightning and | |24| T || the chances § | a lightning bug. | |25| W || _colder_ @ @ @ | | |26| T || and got badly beat | * * * * * | |27| F || @ @ _mercury_ | | |28| S || @ _an inch_ @ @ | A coquett in love iz az tame az | |29| G || belo zero @ @ | a bottle ov ginger pop that haz | |30| M || @ @ beware of the | stood sum time with the corck | |31| T || gout @ @ @ @ | pulled out. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE UNIVERSAL SWINE._