+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _History._ | _SHRIMPS._ | +---+--++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| S || @ _Liquid rain._ @ | A man with a very small head | | 2| G || The violet iz | iz like a pin without enny, very | | 3| M || blew * _showery_ @ | apt tew git into things beyond hiz | | 4| T || hark! tis the | depth. | | 5| W || noble bull | | | 6| T || frog's voice @ @ | * * * * * | | 7| F || _wet_ @ @ jews | Thare are menny people in this | | 8| S || harps diskovered | world who are like flies, grate | | 9| G || | bores without meaning it, or knowing| |10| M || @ 1296 @ | it,--"shoo fly." | |11| T || now plant | | |12| W || gardin sass @ @ | * * * * * | |13| T || @ Cupid born 95 | | |14| F || _look out_ | Falling in luv iz like falling into | |15| S || for some | molassis, sweet but dredful dobby. | |16| G || _wetness_ @ @ | | |17| M || Cupid is a lytle | * * * * * | |18| T || cuss @ | | |19| W || set out onions @ | When i see an old man marry a | |20| T || _sumwhat wetty_ @ | yung wife, i consider him starting | |21| F || @ now hath the | out on a bust, for i am reminded | |22| S ||winter of our diskontent| ov the parable about mixing nu | |23| G || @ _gentle_ | wine into old junk bottles. | |24| M || _showers_ @ finally | | |25| T || thawed out @ _look_ | * * * * * | |26| W || _out for rain 8_ no | | |27| T || kards @ _it duz rain_ | A lie iz like nitroglycerine, the | |28| F || @ Daniel Lambert | best judges kant tell when it iz a | |29| S || was very | going tew explode, and skatter a | |30| G || phatt @ | muss. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE MELODIUS CAT._