|19| S || ov wet_ @ | Thare seems tew be a propriety | |20| G || Mars waz | in all things--late experiments in | |21| M || Juno's fellow @ @ | New York city hav proved the | |22| T || @ _very warm_ @ | fact, that religion in a rat pit | |23| W || @ all natur | iz a failure. | |24| T || stands on tip toze | | |25| F || _more showers with | * * * * * | |26| S || sighns ov rain_ @ | | |27| G || now lift lettiss @ | Style iz every thing for a sinner, | |28| M || @ @ the pilgrim | and a leetle ov it wont hurt a | |29| T || fathers @ | saint. | |30| W || whare am they? @ | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _MAY MISSCELLANY._ SKORPIO, THE ZODIAK SKORPION. Next to the hornet, the skorpion seems tew me to be pretty mutch all ded loss. I never had mutch faith in enny kind ov a kritter who waz bilt only tew bite. Skorpions do the best in a hot naberhood. If a man should take all the skorpions in the world up into the northern part ov Nu Hampshire he would loze money on them. They wouldn't thaw out thare in time for bizzness. I never hav seen a skorpion only in the zodiak, and i aint sorry for this. If thare should ever be a fite in the zodiak i hope it will be krab and skorpion. This would be a fite in which no one would care whitch whipt. I kant tell yu just now how the skorpion got aboard ov the zodiak, but bi looking at hiz piktur i should say he stood 2 good chances tew do it, one waz tew enter hed fust, and the other waz to change ends and go in that way. _FOUND._ A malteese soprano kat, about 12 months old, singing old hundred on a picket fence, late last thursda nite, whichever person owns sed kat will find him (or her, according tew circumstansis) in a vakant lot, just bak ov our hous, still butiful in death. _ALSO_, Found an old blew kotting umbrel worth nothing, in place ov a nu silk one worth 12 dollars and fifty cents, if the person who lost the blew kotting umbrel bi finding the other one, hasn't had time enuff yet tew repent ov hiz blunder, 60 days longer will be granted him tew weep over the ackcident. [Illustration] Yung man, dont be afrade to blo yure own horn, but dont blo it in front ov the proceshun, go to the rear and do it.= Yure Uncle, Josh Billings.= [Illustration] The reputashun that a man gits from hiz ansestors, often wants az mutch altering to fit him, az their old clothes would.= It iz truly thus, Josh Billings.= 31 Days. MAY. 1873. Q.--What iz a blunderbuss? @ @ @ A.--Kissing the wrong woman. @ @ [Illustration]