_Joel would swop for enny thing, Tin ware for rags, or brass, Jews harps for kats, brooms for beans, Wood bowls for apple sass._ +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Diagnosis._ | _KOLD SLAU._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| T || @ Lap dogs | | | 2| F || diskoverd 1310 @ @ | I don't kno az i want to bet | | 3| S || @ @ @ _mild and | enny money, and give odds, on | | 4| G || tender_ @ @ | the man who iz alwus anxious tew | | 5| M || @ Kaptin Kidd | pra out loud every chance he kan | | 6| T || was a | git. | | 7| W || pirate @ @ @ @ | | | 8| T || _plaintive showers_ | * * * * * | | 9| F || @ @ Kaptin Kidd | A reputashun for happiness | |10| S || sailed he did [(@ @)] | wants az mutch looking into az | |11| G || @ _soft wind_ @ | a reputashun for honesty. | |12| M || @ @ @ now mux | | |13| T || in the | * * * * * | |14| W || garden @ @ @ | | |15| T || | When a man duz a good turn | |16| F || @ Horace Greeley | just for the phun ov the thing, he | |17| S || born 1812 @ | haz got a grate deal more virtew | |18| G || _wet rains_ @ @ | in him than he iz aware ov. | |19| M || @ @ now prepare | | |20| T || for dandylions @ | * * * * * | |21| W || @ _wind south_ @ | | |22| T || Horace Greeley | Next tew the man who iz worth | |23| F || iz a Tribune @ @ | a millyun, in point ov wealth, iz | |24| S || @ _nobby showers_ | the man who don't kare a kuss | |25| G || @ now sarch | for it. | |26| M || hens for eggs @ @ | | |27| T || @ _warm and pretty_ | * * * * * | |28| W || @ @ @ frogs have | Self-made men are most alwus | |29| T || come _soft winds_ | apt tew be a leetle too proud ov | |30| F || @ Homer waz | the job. | |31| S || quite a poet @ @ @ | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _JUNE MISSCELLANY._ KAPRIKORNUS, THE ZODIAK GOTE.