"_Reverie ov a Bachelor_," Anonimous.--Received, and kontents noted. Thare iz only one trubble with this produckshun, which time will correckt, and that iz, "it wont du at all for our collums," respekfully declined, (on the part ov the edditurs, by J. B.) on account ov its length and thickness. "_The Sea, the roarin Sea._"--A sublime standzas, wurth at least 7 dollars, intended, undoubtedly, for _The Atlantic Monthly_, and cent tu us bi mistake, we wud like tu accept it, but dassent, fur fere folks mite sa we stole it. "_Will yu Kiss me Dearest_," Bi Mary Ann.--Acksepted. We take all them kind ov chanses. The potri ain't fust rate, but we expect the kissin kan't be beat, till then, fair Maid ajew! "_A gealogikal synopsorum ov the heavenly spears_," Bi Paul Vernon--Will appere in our nex issu. This writer haz attaked a subjeck ov grate differkilty, with the biggest kind ov energee, and haz suckceeded; his thesis is admirable, hiz argyment iz clus, and his stile is camphene. We sa "Mount Vernon! on eagil wings, beyond the klouds, and paint yure name rite over the top ov the door that leads tu glory, Mount Vernon, mi boy!" We predick grate poplarity for this writer, if he aint kut oph by a frost. "_A Prairie on fire_," Bi Diogoneze.--Rejeckted to onst. Tu hot for the sezon--cool artikles take the best now. It made me swet tu rede the manuskrip. "Dont despair Diogoneze," if yu find literature aint yure stile, tri sawing wood; iv'e known hundreds ov men make a dust sawing wood, who want worth a cuss tu write for the nusepapirs. "_Wait a little longer_," Bi Eugene.--This potri wants greasing. Thare aint nothin so eaza tu rite az potri, if yu know how. Our advise tu this author iz tu take pills, and if tha dont release him ov his potri, he kan konklude he haz got the potri dizeaze the natral wa, and iz liable tu brake out at sumtime. In konklusion, Fustly, we would sa tu moste writers, "write often, and publish seldom." Secondly, tu sum writers, "write seldom and publish seldemmer." XVIII. THE DEVIL'S PUTTY AND VARNISH.