Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.Holley, Marietta
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Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.
Holley, Marietta
Centennial Exhibition (1876 : Philadelphia, Pa.) -- Fiction; Conduct of life -- Fiction; Debates and debating -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Women's rights -- Fiction
So, as I was a sayin’, bein’ the only literary woman of any account in
Jonesville, they made a great handlin’ of havin’ me present at their
meetin’s, or at least, some of ’em did. Though as I will state and
explain, the great question of my takin’ part in ’em, rent Jonesville
almost to its very twain. Some folks hate to see a woman set up high and
honored; they hate to, like a dog. It was gallin’ to some men’s pride,
to see themselves passed by, and a female woman invited to take a part
in the great “Creation Searchin’ Society,” or “Jonesville Lyceum.” I
sometimes call it Debatin’-school, jest as I used to; but the childern
have labored with me; they call it Lyceum, and so does Maggy Snow, and
our son-in-law, Whitfield Minkley; (he and Tirzah Ann are married, and
it is very agreeable to me and to Josiah, and to Brother and Sister
Minkley; very!) Tirzah Ann told me it worked her up, to see me so
old-fashioned as to call it Debatin’-school.
But says I calmly,—“Work up or not, I shall call it so when I forget the
other name.”
And Thomas Jefferson labored with me, and jest as his way is, he went
down into the reason and philosophy of things, knowin’ well what a case
his mother is for divin’ deep into reason and first causes. That boy is
dretful deep; he is comin’ up awful well. He is a ornament to
Jonesville, as Lawyer Snow—Maggy’s father—told me, last fall. (That
haint come off yet; but we are perfectly willin’ and agreeable on both
sides, and it will probable take place before long. Thomas J. fairly
worships the ground she walks on, and so she does hisen.)
Says Thomas J. to me, says he, “I haint a word to say ag’inst your
callin’ it Debatin’-school, only I know you are so kinder scientific and
philosophical, that I hate to see you usin’ a word that haint got
science to back it up. Now this word Lyceum,” says he, “is derived from
the dead languages, and from them that is most dead. It is from the
Greek and Injun; a kind of a half-breed. Ly, is from the Greek, and
signifies and means a big story, or, in other words, a falsehood; and
ce-um is from the Injun; and it all means, ‘see ’em lie.’”
That boy is dretful deep; admired as he is by everybody, there is but
few indeed that realize what a mind he has got. He convinced me right on
the spot, and I make a practice of callin’ it so, every time I think of
it. But as I told Tirzah Ann—work up or not, if they was mortified black
as a coal, both of ’em, when I forgot that name I should call it by the
old one.
[Illustration: THE EDITOR OF THE AUGER.]
There has been a awful thorough study into things to the
Debatin’-school, or Lyceum. It has almost skairt me sometimes, to see
’em go so deep into hard subjects. It has seemed almost like temptin’
Providence, to know so much, and talk so wise and smart as some of ’em
have.
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