Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.Holley, Marietta
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Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.
Holley, Marietta
Centennial Exhibition (1876 : Philadelphia, Pa.) -- Fiction; Conduct of life -- Fiction; Debates and debating -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Women's rights -- Fiction
And says I,—“_I_ wont believe anything, Josiah Allen, till I have got
holt of it.” Says I, “mists and black arts are liable to be cast before
your eyes; but if you lay holt of anything with your two hands, you are
pretty certain it is there.”
Never havin’ laid holt of her tow curls and other ornaments, as they was
bein’ sold, I don’t tell it for certain truth, but only what I have
hearn; but that they have a dretful hard time on’t to git along, _that_
I _know_.
Besides poverty, the horrors lay holt of Slimpsey the worst kind. They
shake him as a dog shakes a chipmunk. When he lived with his first wife
he didn’t have ’em more’n a few times a month, or so; but _now_ he has
’em every day, stiddy, right along. He yells at Betsey; goes to bed with
his boots on; throws his hat at her, hollers, and keeps a actin’. He
drinks, too, when he can git anything to drink. He says he drinks to
forget his trouble; but what a simple move that is, for when he gits
over it, there his trouble is, right before his eyes. There Betsey
stands. Trouble is as black and troublesome again looked at through the
glass, and topers find that it is; for they have the old trouble, all
the same, besides shame and disgrace, and bodily ruination.
[Illustration: ALAS! POOR BETSEY.]
Considerin’ what a dretful hard time Betsey has, it would seem to a
bystander to calmly think on’t, that she didn’t git much of any comfort
from her marriage, except the dignity she told me of the other night,
with her own tongue as she was goin’ home from washin’, at Miss
Gowdey’s. (Miss Gowdey had a felon and was disabled.) She had on a old
hood, and one of her husband’s old coats with brass buttons—for it was a
rainin’ and she didn’t care for looks. She was all drabbled up, and
looked tired enough to sink. She had a piece of pork to pay her for her
washin’, and a piller-case about half full of the second sort of flour a
carryin’ along, that Miss Gowdey had give her; and as I happened to be a
standin’ in the front door a lookin’ for my companion, Josiah,—who had
gone to Jonesville to mill—we got to talkin’ about one thing and
another, and she up and told me that she wouldn’t part with the dignity
she got by marryin’, for 25 cents, much as she needed money. Though she
said it was a worse trial than anybody had any idee of, for her to give
up writin’ poetry.
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