Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.Holley, Marietta
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Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.
Holley, Marietta
Centennial Exhibition (1876 : Philadelphia, Pa.) -- Fiction; Conduct of life -- Fiction; Debates and debating -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Women's rights -- Fiction
So they kep’ on a fightin’, and I kep’ on a knittin’; and upheld by
principle, I never let on but what I was dyin’ to git up and talk. They
got awful worked up on it; they got as mad as hens, every one on ’em,
all but Josiah. He sot by me as happy as you please, a holdin’ my ball
of yarn. He acted cleverer than he had in some time; he was awful clever
and happy; and so was I; we felt well in our 2 minds, as we sot there
side by side, while the fearful waves of confusion and excitement, and
Cornelius Cork and Solomon Cypher, was a tostin’ to and fro about us.
And oh, how happyfyin’ and consolin’ and satisfyin’ to the mind it is,
when the world is angry and almost mad at you, to set by the side of
them you are attached to by links considerable stronger than cast iron.
In the midst of the wildest tempests, you feel considerable safe, and
some composed. No matter if you don’t speak a word to them, nor they to
you, their presence is sufficient; without ’em, though you may be
surrounded by admirin’ congregations, there is, as the poet says, “a
goneness;” the biggest crowds are completely unsatisfactory, and dwindle
down to the deepest lonesomeness. Though the hull world should be a
holdin’ you up, you would feel tottlin’ and lonesome, but the presence
of the one beloved, though he or she—as the case may be—may not be hefty
at all, still is large enough to fill a meetin’ house, or old space
himself without ’em; and truly, when heart leans upon heart,
(figgeratively speakin’) there is a rest in it that feather beds cannot
give, neither can they take away. My companion Josiah’s face shines with
that calm, reposeful happiness, when he is in my society, and I—although
I know not why I do—experience the same emotions in hisen.
Finally, at half past eleven—and they was completely tuckered out on
both sides—the enemies of wimmen’s suffragin’ and justice, kinder all
put together and brought in a motion, Solomon Cypher bein’ chief bearer
and spokesman of the procession. They raised him up to this prominent
position, because he was such a finished speaker. The motion was clothed
upon in eloquent and imaginative language. Solomon Cypher never got it
up alone. Cornelius Cork, and the Editor of the Auger, and probable two
or three others had a hand in it, and helped git it up. It had a almost
thrillin’ effect on the audience; though, by jest readin’ it over,
nobody can git any clear idee how it sounded to hear Solomon Cypher
declaim it forth with appropriate and impressive gestures, and a lofty
and majestic expression onto him. This was the motion:
“Be it resolved over, and motioned at, and acted upon by us, ‘Creation
Searchers and World Investigators,’ that wimmen’s body and mind, are
both of ’em, as much too weak and feeble to tackle the subjects that
will be brung up here, as a span of pismires are, to lay to and move a
meetin’ house.”
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