Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.Holley, Marietta
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Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.
Holley, Marietta
Centennial Exhibition (1876 : Philadelphia, Pa.) -- Fiction; Conduct of life -- Fiction; Debates and debating -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Women's rights -- Fiction
After he had finished makin’ the motion, he stood a moment and a half
lookin’ round on the audience with a smile on his lips, while such is
the perfect control he has got by hard practice over his features, that
at the same time his mouth was a smilin’, there was a severe and even
gloomy expression on the upper part of his face, and an empty and vacant
look in his eyes. Then he smote himself meaningly and impressively in
the pit of his stomach, and sot down. And then, as it was considerable
still for a moment, I spoke calmly out of my seat to the Editor of the
Gimlet, who happened to be a standin’ near, and thanked him and the
others on his side, for their labors in my behalf, and told ’em I hadn’t
no idee of takin’ part in their Debatin’-school, (I called it so before
I thought,) and hadn’t had, none of the time. And then, with a calm and
collected mean onto me, I knit in the middle of my needle, and Josiah
wound up my ball of yarn, and we started for home.
[Illustration: EDITOR OF THE GIMLET.]
But I wasn’t goin’ to stay away from the Debatin’-school because they
looked down on the female sect and felt awful kinder contemptible
towards ’em. Other folks’es opinions of us hadn’t ort to influence us
ag’inst them. Because a person is prejudiced ag’inst me, and don’t like
me, that haint no reason why I shouldn’t honor what good qualities she
has, and respect what is respectable in him. (I don’t know jest how to
git the sect down, to git it right. I calculate to be very exact, as
strict and scientific as a yard-stick, even in the time of allegorin’;
but havin’ so much work, and the Widder Doodle on my hands, I haint
studied into it so deep as I had ort to, whether a Debatin’-school, in
the times of allegorin’, should be called a he, or a she.)
But howsumever, as I said, I laid out to be present at ’em, jest the
same. And it was to this Debatin’-scho—I mean Lyceum, that the idee
first entered my head, of goin’ to Filadelfy village to see the
Sentinal; of which, more hereafter, and anon.
[Illustration]
[Illustration]
THE WIDDER DOODLE.
As I mentioned, more formally Josiah’s brother’s wife had come to live
with us. My opinion is she is most a natural fool; howsumever, bein’ one
of the relations on his side, I haint told her what I think of her, but
bear with her as I would wish the relations on my side to be bore with
by Josiah. How long she will live with us, that I don’t know. But she
haint no place to go to, and we can’t turn her out of doors; so it looks
dark to me, for it is a considerable sized tribulation, that I don’t
deny; fools was always dretful wearin’ to me. But I don’t ort to call
her a fool, and wouldn’t say it where it would git out, for the world.
But she don’t know no more’n the law’l allow, that I will contend for
boldly with my last breath.
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