Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.Holley, Marietta
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Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.
Holley, Marietta
Centennial Exhibition (1876 : Philadelphia, Pa.) -- Fiction; Conduct of life -- Fiction; Debates and debating -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Women's rights -- Fiction
But she don’t mention brother Timothy only when Josiah asks her about
him. But Doodle! I can truly say without lyin’ that if ever a human
bein’ got sick of any thing on earth, I got sick of Doodle, sick enough
of him. Bein’ shet up in the house with her I sense it more than Josiah
does. It is Doodle in the morning, and Doodle at noon, and Doodle at
night, and Doodle between meals; and if she talks in her sleep—which she
is quite a case to—it is about Doodle. I don’t complain to Josiah much,
knowin’ it will only make his road the harder; but I told Thomas
Jefferson one day, after she had jest finished a story about her and
Doodle that took her the biggest part of the forenoon, for the
particulars that she will put in about nothin’, is enough to make any
body sweat in the middle of winter. She had went and lay down in her
room after she got through; and good land! I should think she would want
to—I should think she would have felt tuckered out. And I says to Thomas
Jefferson—and I sithed as I said it:
“It does seem as if Doodle will be the death of me.” And I sithed again
several times.
“Wall,” says he, “if he should, I will write a handsome piece of poetry
on it;” says he, “Alf Tennyson and Shakespeare have written some pretty
fair pieces, but mine shall
“Beat the hull caboodle,
And the burden of the him shall be,
That mother died of Doodle.”
I stopped sithin’ then, and I says to him in real severe tones, “You
needn’t laugh Thomas J., I’d love to see _you_ try it one day.” Says I,
“You and your father bein’ outdoors all day, when you come in for a few
minutes to your meals, her stiddy stream of talk is as good as a circus
to you, sunthin’ on the plan of a side show. But you be shet up with it
all day long, day after day, and week after week, and then see how you
would feel in your mind; then see how the name of Doodle would sound in
your ear.”
But I try to do the best I can with her. As I said, how long she will
stay with us I don’t know. But I don’t s’pose there is any hopes of her
marryin’ again. When she first came to live with us, I did think—to tell
the plain truth—that she would marry again if she got a chance. I
thought I see symptoms of it. But it wasn’t but a few days after that
that I give up the hope, for she told me that it wasn’t no ways likely
that she should ever marry again. She talks a sight about Doodle’s face,
always calls it his ‘linement’, says it is printed on her heart, and it
haint no ways likely that she will ever see another linement, that will
look to her as good as Mr. Doodle’s linement.
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