Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.Holley, Marietta
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Josiah Allen's Wife as a P. A. and P. I.: Samantha at the Centennial.: Designed As a Bright and Shining Light, to Pierce the Fogs of Error and Injustice That Surround Society and Josiah, and to Bring More Clearly to View the Path That Leads Straight on to Virtue and Happiness.
Holley, Marietta
Centennial Exhibition (1876 : Philadelphia, Pa.) -- Fiction; Conduct of life -- Fiction; Debates and debating -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Women's rights -- Fiction
But if her principles was as hefty as cast-iron, and her intellect as
bright as it is t’other way—if it was bright as day—she would be a sort
of a drawback to happiness—anybody would, whether it was a he or a she.
Home is a Eden jest large enough to hold Adam and Eve and the family,
and when a stranger enters its gate to camp down therein for life with
you, a sort of a cold chill comes in with ’em. You may like ’em, and
wish ’em well, and do the best you can with ’em, but you feel kinder
choked up, and bound down; there is a sort of a tightness to it; you
can’t for your life feel so loose and soarin’ as you did when you was
alone with Josiah and the childern.
But I am determined to put up with her and do the best I can. She hadn’t
no home, and was a comin’ on the town, so Josiah thought for the sake of
Tim—that was his brother—it was our duty to take her in and do for her.
And truly Duty’s apron strings are the only ones we can cling to with
perfect safety. Inclination sometimes wears a far more shining apron,
and her glitterin’ strings flutter down before you invitingly, and you
feel as if you must leggo of Duty, and lay holt of ’em. But my friends,
safety is not there; her strings are thin, and slazy, and liable to fall
to pieces any minute. But hang on to Duty’s apron strings boldly and
blindly, get a good holt and have no fear; let her draw you over rough
pathways, through dark valleys, up the mounting side, and through the
deep waters; don’t be afraid, but hang on. The string won’t break with
you, and the country she will lead you into is one that can’t be
bettered.
Her first husband was Josiah’s only brother. He died a few years after
they were married, and then she married to another man, David Doodle by
name and a shiftless creeter by nater—but good lookin’, so I hearn.
Howsumever, I don’t know nothin’ about it only by hearsay, for I never
laid eyes on none of the lot till she come on to us for a home. They
lived out to the Ohio. But she fairly worships that Doodle to this day,
talks about him day and night. I haint heerd her say a dozen words about
Josiah’s brother Timothy, though they say he was a likely man, and a
good provider, and did well by her. Left her a good farm, all paid for,
and Doodle run through it; and five cows and two horses; and Doodle run
through them, and a colt.
[Illustration: DAVID DOODLE.]
But she don’t seem to remember that she ever had no such husband as
Timothy Allen, which I know makes it the more wearin’ onto Josiah,
though he don’t complain. But he thought a sight of Tim—they used to
sleep together when they was children, and heads that lay on the same
mother’s bosom, can’t git so fur apart but what memory will unite ’em.
They got separated when they grew up; Tim went to the Ohio to live, as I
say, but still, when Josiah’s thoughts git to travelin’, as thoughts
will,—I never see such critters to be on the go all the time—they take
him back to the old trundle-bed, and Tim.
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