65. EXTRAVAGANT WIMMEN 351 66. FRUGAL MEN 352 67. THE DEACON’S OLD GAME 355 68. HELPIN’ THE WIDDER 360 69. “I HAINT A MORMON” 367 70. “BUY A GUIDE?” (FULL PAGE) 379 71. SAMANTHA ADDRESSES GEN. GRANT 400 72. INTERVIEW WITH GOV. HAWLEY, (FULL PAGE) 407 73. ONE OF THE SMITHS (FULL PAGE) 418 74. JOSIAH’S FIVE HOURS NAP 422 75. INTRODUCED TO JOHN ROGERS JR. 432 76. THE CHINESE DEPARTMENT, (FULL PAGE) 441 77. JOSIAH IN THE DRESSIN’-ROOM 458 78. POLITENESS TO A STRANGER 461 79. THE PHANTOM 467 80. SAMANTHA IN THE ART GALLERY, (FULL PAGE) 477 81. SAMANTHA MEETS DOM PEDRO 491 82. IN TROUBLE 505 83. JOSIAH ADMIRIN’ THE WATER 539 84. A SHORT ROLL 548 85. THE SENTINAL LICENSED 551 86. BRINGIN’ HER TO 563 87. JUDGE SNOW’S SURPRISE, (FULL PAGE) 573 88. UNDER THE MAPLES 579 [Illustration] THE JONESVILLE DEBATIN’-SCHOOL. It was to the Jonesville Debatin’-School, that we first thought on’t. It was there that Josiah and me made up our 2 minds to go to Filadelfy village to see the Sentinal. They’ve had Debatin’-schools to Jonesville this winter, and as I was the only literary woman worth mentionin’, they made a great pint of havin’ me attend to ’em. I say the only literary woman,—Betsey Bobbet Slimpsey havin’ to work out so much that she has entirely left off writin’ poetry. She says she can’t go out washin’, and cleanin’ house, and makin’ soap, and write poetry at the same time, worth a cent. They have a awful hard time to git along. They both work out by the day, and they say that she has had to sell her tow frizzles and corneleun ring, and lots of her other nice things that she had to catch her husband with, in order to git along. Howsumever, I don’t _know_ this; you can hear _anything_, such a lyin’ time, now-a-days—as I told Josiah, the other day. He says to me, says he: “I won’t believe _anything_, Samantha, till I see it with my own eyes.”