Authorship -- Fiction; College students -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
“A policeman?” queried the antiquarian. “What next, I wonder? Well,
supper is suspended, send him in.”
And to Blair's dismay the gigantic form of Whitney, the Iron Duke,
crossed the threshold, in the correct uniform of the Wolverhampton
police force.
If Blair was dismayed, the counterfeit policeman was no less disgusted
to see his fellow Scorpion sitting at the dinner table, but they gazed
at each other without any sign of recognition.
“Begging your pardon for interrupting, sir, but the chief sent me around
for a word with you. There's been a gang o' sneak thieves operating
'round 'ere, sir, and some of 'em 'as been getting admittance to 'ouses
by passin' themselves off as gas inspectors, sir.”
Mrs. Kent screamed.
“I 'ad a notion that one o' these birds is along Bancroft Road to-night,
sir, an' I wanted to warn you. Don't let the maid admit any tradesmen or
agents from the gas company unless they 'as the proper badges, sir.”
“Heavens, Philip!” cried Mrs. Kent. “That dreadful man is downstairs
now! Eliza threw him out once this afternoon, but he's here again. He
may have murdered Mr. Carter by this time. Oh, inspector, do hurry
down at once and see what's happened! There's a defenceless high-church
curate in the cellar with him. Mary, show the way downstairs.”
Blair poured out a glass of water for Mrs. Kent.
“Don't you think I had better go down, too?” he asked.
“Oh, please don't go!” begged Mrs. Kent, faintly. “Stay here, in case he
should escape upstairs. I believe we shall all be murdered in our beds!”
“Come, come,” said Mr. Kent. “We mustn't let all this spoil Mr. Blair's
supper. Have another glass of wine. The policeman will attend to the
gas-man. We don't often get a chance to talk to a genuine antiquarian.
I think, Mr. Blair, that you will be greatly interested in the
architectural restoration of our parish church. It exemplifies the worst
excesses of the mid-Victorian period. The church itself is one of the
finest examples of the cruciform type. The south transept dates from the
thirteenth century; the nave, clerestory, and north transept from the
fifth. The chancel was restored in 1865, but I must confess that the
treatment of the clerestory seems to me barbarous. Now what are your own
ideas as to the proper treatment of a clerestory?”
The wretched American was non-plussed. He had a shrewd suspicion that
matters were moving rapidly downstairs yet he did not see any way of
leaving the dining-room to investigate for himself. He had hardly heard
what was said.
“Why--ah--to tell you the truth, Mr. Kent, I read very little fiction
nowadays. I'm rather worried about that gas-man downstairs. Do you
suppose your daughter can be in any danger? There might be some sort of
explosion--don't you think I had better run down to see if I can help?”
As they sat listening Kathleen's voice was heard from the kitchen,
raised in clear and angry tones.
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