Keeping Up with William: In which the Honorable Socrates Potter Talks of the Relative Merits of Sense Common and PreferredBacheller, Irving
Philosophy
Keeping Up with William: In which the Honorable Socrates Potter Talks of the Relative Merits of Sense Common and Preferred
Bacheller, Irving
World War, 1914-1918
“He inaugurated a system of efficiency. He trusted nobody. There was an
indicator at the entrance of the big building and every worker great and
small had to touch a button on this indicator when he left or entered
the place. He had a kind of guillotine in the office and every day heads
fell into the basket. But when a man left Mr. Shote it was a point to
his credit in Shoteville. It showed that he was above being sworn at. It
was a kind of recommendation--a thing to boast of. Every one in the shop
was sooner or later called by Mr. Shote “a damn leather head.” It was a
kind of initiation. If he accepted the classification and remained
Mr. Shote decided that he was amenable to discipline and thought him a
promising man. Outsiders looked down upon him. The men who stayed year
after year and endured the insults of Mr. Shote were known in that
community as 'the damn leatherheads.'
“Every worker was a wheel or a shaft or a lever in the big machine.
When, worn or broken, he was cast aside.
“It will be seen that Mr. Shote was one of the followers of William.
In his office were busts of Julius and Augustus Caesar and portraits
of Napoleon and Frederick the Great. He worshiped power and kicked the
common soldier.
“While he was in America, I am glad to say he was not an American--not
really. To be sure he was born here and voted here, but he was really a
Prussian and his shop was a little kingdom in the midst of a democracy.
“Mr. Shote really thought himself one of the noblest men that ever
lived. He was a great success even as a thinker. A man can think himself
into anything he pleases from a lobster to a saint. Just where he got
off I leave the reader to judge.
“Unfortunately, Mr. Shote believed his own thoughts--all of them. It is
a dangerous habit to acquire--that of believing oneself--believe me. If
there's any one that requires careful corroboration it's yourself. Mr.
Shote could not help believing his own thoughts--they were so commanding
and imperious.
“Whatever else we may say of him he was honest, as men go. He paid his
debts promptly and kept his credit high and even gave large sums to
charity.
“His great lack was common sense; his great failing an uncontrolled
temper. When you become the pivot around which the whole world revolves
you are apt to get hot and noisy. The world bears down rather hard. So
Mr. Shote squeaked and roared with anger every day of his life.
“His great vice was too much efficiency. No man in the plant had any
power of initiative, due to the fact that Mr. Shote had no faith in any
one but himself. The plant proceeded on an iron plan.
“Now, every big thing that was ever accomplished has been the work of
some individual who at a critical moment has broken away from plans and
made his own orders and acted on them--the kind of thing that Grant
did at Appomattox; the kind of thing that Lincoln did in his great
proclamation. Bill Hohenzollern would have called it inefficiency.
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