Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"There was one thing that I haven't had the courage to tell you about
yet." She blurted the rest in a gulped staccato: "With me it was
absolutely the last straw. And I'm ashamed of myself. But my heart was
so set on the singing! That's my only excuse for being so weak."
"Go on. I'm listening."
"Well, you know yourself, Clem, how hard I've worked at drilling those
eight men and boys for my Christmas carols? And how I've explained to
them over and over again about the meanings of all those beautiful Old
World customs such as the English have? And I thought they'd caught the
spirit--from the very first they seemed so inspired. But tonight--just
a little while ago when you were busy with the tree--they took me
aside. They said they wanted to tell me something. And Clem--they--they
struck!"
"Struck for what?"
"For money. Said they wouldn't sing a note unless I paid them for their
back time."
"And what did you do?"
"I paid them," she confessed. "Five dollars apiece. That is, all but
the leader. He--he got ten."
Mr. Bugbee made no comment on this disclosure. But his silence fairly
screamed at her. "Wipe your feet before you come into the house," he
said. He kicked the muddied snow off his boots and opened the door.
They entered where efforts had been made to create a showing of
holiday cheer. There were greens about and a sprig of synthetic
mistletoe dangled above the lintel, and on the mantel was a composition
statuette of good Saint Nicholas, rotund and rosy and smiling a painted
smile. In the act of crossing the threshold they were aware of the
presence of a visitor. Very rigidly and rather with the air of being
peevish for some reason, a lantern-jawed person stood in the middle of
the floor.
"Oh," said Mrs. Bugbee advancing to make the stranger welcome. "How do
you do? It's Mr. Sisson, isn't it? My husband told me you were coming."
"He said eleven o'clock." Mr. Sisson's voice was condemnatory. "It's
nearly twenty past."
"I'm so sorry--we are a trifle late, aren't we? Detained down in the
Cove, you know."
"Personally I alluz make it a point to be on time, myself." Mr. Sisson
accepted the outstretched hand of his hostess and shook it stiffly
but he did not unbend. He aimed a sternly interrogative glance at Mr.
Bugbee: "Whut business did you want to have with me?"
"No business," explained that gentleman. "Pleasure, I hope. We asked
you here so that we might wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New
Year."
"And to offer you a small remembrance," supplemented Mrs. Bugbee. "And
here it is--with our very best compliments." She took from a side
table a longish, roundish parcel enclosed in white tissue with ribbon
bindings and a bit of imitation holly caught in the bow-knot at the
top. She put it in his somewhat limp grasp.
Immediately though, his clutch on the object tightened. He fingered its
contours. "Feels to me sort of like a bottle," he opined.
"It is," said the jovial Mr. Bugbee. "Open it and see."
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