Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
With young Tripler he had more than the few words he had specified.
They had quite an interview and as they had it the youth's
embarrassment, which at the outset of the dialogue had made him wriggle
and mumble and kick with his toes at inoffensive pebbles, gradually
wore off until it vanished altogether and his native assurance
reasserted itself. A proposition was advanced. It needed little
pressing; promptly he fell in with it. It appealed to him.
"So we're agreed there," concluded his prospective father-in-law,
clinching the final rivets. "We'll all go right ahead and finish out
this tour--it's only a couple of days more anyhow and there's still a
few cutthroats I want to catch. Then I'll take Shirley and her mother
and run on out to Spokane. We'll hustle one of the other boys back
tomorrow to the entrance to tell my chauffeur to load some bags in the
car and run around to this side and meet us where we come out. We'll
leave you there and you can dust back to the starting point through
that short cut over the Garden Wall you were just speaking of. The
business that I've got in Spokane will keep me maybe two or three days.
That'll give you time to get those new clothes of yours and then we'll
all meet over at Many Glacier--I'll wire you in advance--and in a day
or two we'll all go on East together so's you can get acquainted with
Shirley's friends and so forth. But of course, as I said before, that's
our secret--all that part of it is. You've never been East, I believe?"
"Well, I've been as far as Minot, North Dakota."
"You'll probably notice a good deal of territory the other side of
there. You'll enjoy it. Sure you can pick up all the wardrobe you need
out in this country?" His manner was solicitous.
"Oh yes, sir, there's those two swell fellows named Steinfelt and
Immergluck I was telling you about that they've got the leading gents'
furnishing goods store down in Cree City."
"Good enough! I'd suggest that when picking out a suit you get
something good and brisk as to pattern. Shirley likes live colors." Mr.
Gatling next stressed a point which already had been dwelt upon: "You
understand of course that she's not to know a single thing about all
this--it's strictly between us two?"
"Yes, sir."
"You see, that'll make the surprise all the greater when she sees you
all fixed up in a snappy up-to-date rigging like young college fellows
your age wear back where she comes from. Seems like to me I was reading
in an advertisement only here the other day where they're going in for
coats with belts on 'em this season. Oh yes, and full-bottomed pants; I
read that, too.
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