Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"One thing more occurs to me: Your hair is a little bit long and
shaggy, don't you think? That's fine for out here but back East a
young fellow that wants to be in style keeps himself trimmed up sort
of close. Now I saw a barber working on somebody about as old as you
are just the other day. Let me see--where was it? Oh yes, it was the
barber at that town of Cree City--I dropped in there for a shave when
we motored down last week. He seemed to have pretty good ideas about
trimming up a fellow's bean, that barber."
"I know the one you mean--Silk Sullivan, next door to the bank. I've
patronized him before."
"That's the one. Well, patronize him again before you rejoin us. He
knows his business all right, your friend Sullivan does.... Now, mind
you, mum's the word. All this part of it is absolutely between us."
"Oh yes, sir."
"O. K. Shake on it.... Well, suppose we see how they're coming along
with supper."
Mr. Gatling's strategy ticked like a clock. After they got to Spokane
he delayed the return by pretending a vexatious prolongation of a
purely fictitious deal in ore properties, his privy intent being
to give opportunity for Cree City's ready-made clothing princes to
work their will. Since a hellish deed must be done he craved that
they do it properly. Then on the homeward journey when they had
reached the Western Gate and were preparing to ship the car through
the non-negotiable sixty-mile stretch across the summit, he suddenly
remembered he had failed to complete his purchases of an assortment of
game heads at Lewis's on Lake McDonald. He professed that he couldn't
round out the order by telephone; unless he personally selected his
collection some grievous error might be made.
"You go on across on this train, Shirley," he said. "I telegraphed your
young man that we'd be there this morning and he'll be on the lookout.
Your mother and I'll dust up to the head of the lake on the bus and
I'll finish up what I've got to do there and we'll be along on the
Limited this evening. After being separated for a whole week you two'll
probably enjoy a day together without any old folks snooping around.
Meet us at the hotel tonight for a reunion."
So Shirley went on ahead. It perhaps was true that Shirley's nerves had
suffered after six days spent in the companionship of a devoted mother
who trailed along with yearning, grief-stricken eyes fixed on her only
child--a mother who at frequent intervals sniffed mournfully and once
in a while broke into low moaning and sighing sounds. Mrs. Gatling was
bearing up under the blow as well as could be expected, but, even
so, there had been hours when depression enveloped her as with sable
trappings and at no period had she been what the kindliest of critics
would call good company. Quite willingly Shirley went.
"I--I feel as though I were giving her up forever," faltered Mrs.
Gatling, following with brimming eyes her daughter's departing form.
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