Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"Romola," commanded Mr. Gatling, "don't be foolish in the head. You're
going to be separated from her exactly nine hours--unless the evening
train's late, in which event it may be as long as nine hours and a
half."
"You know what I mean, Hector."
"Don't I? Mmph!"
"But she tripped away so gaily--so gladly. It was exactly as though she
wanted to leave us. And yet, Heaven knows I've tried and tried ever
since that--that terrible night to show her what she means to me....
Have you got a handkerchief to spare? Mine's sopping."
"You've done more than try, Romola--you've succeeded, if that's any
consolation to you. You've succeeded darned well." He stared almost
regretfully down the line at the rear of an observation-car swiftly
diminishing into a small square dot where the rails came together.
"Since you mention it, she did look powerfully chipper and cheerful a
minute ago, hustling to climb aboard that Pullman--cheerfuller than
she's looked since we quit the trail last Wednesday. Lord, how I
wish I could guarantee that kid was never going to have a minute's
unhappiness the rest of her life!" Something remotely akin to remorse
was beginning to gnaw at Mr. Gatling's heart-cockles.
Indeed, something strongly resembling remorse beset him toward the
close of this day. At the station when they detrained, no Shirley was
on hand to greet them; nor was there sign of Shirley's affianced. Up
the slope from the tracks at the hotel a clerk wrenched himself from an
importuning cluster of newly arrived tourists for long enough to tell
them the numbers of their rooms and to say Miss Gatling had left word
she would be awaiting them there.
So they went up under escort of two college students serving as
bell-hops. Collegians as a class make indifferent bell-hops. These two
deposited the hand-baggage in the living-room of the suite, accepted
the customary rewards and departed. As they vanished, a bedroom door
opened and out came Shirley--a crumpled, wobegone Shirley with a
streaky swollen face and on her cheek the wrinkle marks where she had
ground it into a wadded pillow.
"It's all right, mater," she said with a flickering trace of her usual
jauntiness. "The alliance between the house of Gatling and the house of
Tripler is off. So you can liven up. I'll be your substitute for such
crying as is done in this family during the next day or two. I've--I've
been practicing all afternoon."
She eluded the lady's outstretched arms and clung temporarily at her
father's breast.
"Dad," she confessed brokenly, "I think I must have been a little bit
loony these last two weeks. But, dad, I've taken the cure. It's not
nice medicine and it makes you feel miserable at first but I guess it's
good for what ails me.... Dad, have you seen--him?"
"Not yet." Compassion for her was mixed in with his own secret
exultation, as though he tasted a sweet cake that was iced with a most
bitter icing.
"Well, when you do, you'll understand. Even if he doesn't!"
"Have you told him?"
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