Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
Its seriousness began to lay hold upon her in the morning on a Monday,
which proverbially is a bothersome day for housewives anyhow, when
Miss Rena Belle Titworthy, the recording secretary of the Ingleglade
Woman's Club and its only salaried officer, called to break the news to
her, it being that in the judgment of a majority of the active workers
in the club Mrs. Gridley should have the distinguished pleasure of
entertaining Mr. Boyce-Upchurch on the occasion of his impending visit.
In a more vulgar circle of life the same thing has been termed passing
the buck.
"But," expostulated Mrs. Gridley, "but--of course I feel flattered and
I am sure Henry will, too, when he comes home tonight and hears about
it--but I'm afraid we couldn't make such a prominent man comfortable.
Our house is rather small and all that, and besides there's Olga
having packed up and left only last night and all that. Really, don't
you think, Miss Rena Belle, that he would prefer to go to the hotel
where he could be--you know--quieter and more to himself? Or to Mrs.
Wainwright's? She's the president of the club and she's the madam
chairman of the executive committee besides, and naturally the pleasure
of having Mr. Boyce-Upchurch should go to her. Her house is a mansion,
almost, while we--"
Miss Titworthy caught her up right there.
"No," said Miss Titworthy firmly. Miss Titworthy had authority about
her and a considerable distinction. She was large and deep-chested and
combined in her manner the magisterial and the managerial and, subtly,
the maternal. She had all that a motherly woman should have, except
children. And, as just stated, she was large, while on the other hand
Mrs. Gridley was slight and, upon the whole, plastic by temperament,
not to say bordering on the yielding. And bulk, in such cases, counts.
"Pardon me," said Miss Titworthy still more firmly, "pardon me, my
dear, but no. Madam Chairman Wainwright is closing up their place to
go to their other place in the Berkshires; you must have known that.
Probably you forgot it. And the hotel is quite out of the question.
I had a letter only yesterday from Mr. Boyce-Upchurch, written by
him personally--it seems he doesn't carry a secretary with him on
his tour--saying he preferred stopping at some private home. He
mentioned the inconveniences of American hotels and something about
their exceedingly high rates. I'm going to keep it as a souvenir. And
so, what with Madam Chairman Wainwright closing up and you being the
first vice-president--well, there you are, aren't you?" concluded Miss
Titworthy with a gesture which was meant to be a death blow to further
argument.
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