Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"And then the water being shut off--I'm thinking of that, too," said
Mrs. Gridley, but in a weakening tone. "Henry had the plumber come and
disconnect all three of the bathtubs. He said he wasn't going to put
temptation in the way of his own family or himself, either. I know lots
of people are doing it on the sly--using a hose, too--but I can't even
have a little water in a sprinkling can for my poor withered flowers.
Look at them out of that window there--just literally drying up. And
we're sending all the wash, even the flat pieces, to the Eagle Laundry.
And Henry is going to his club in town for a bath every day, and I'm
doing the best I can with the wash-basin and a sponge, and the way
Nora--that's my cook's name--and Delia, the waitress--now that Olga
has gone, Delia's the only other girl we've got left--the way those
two carry on and complain you'd think I was personally responsible for
the fact that not a drop of rain has fallen in over two months. And
the English being such great hands for their tubs and all, and Mr.
Boyce-Upchurch being an Englishman and all, why, I'm honestly afraid,
Miss Rena Belle, that he'll be awfully put out.
"I dessay he'll be able to accommodate himself to a condition over
which none of us has any control," stated Miss Titworthy. "He'll
arrive Wednesday afternoon on the five o'clock boat. He asked that he
be met with a car. I dessay you'll be wanting to give a little dinner
to him Wednesday evening. I don't know what he'll want to do Thursday
morning--be driven around, I imagine. And Thursday afternoon there's
the reception at the Woman's Club, and his lecture is that night, and
Friday he leaves for Trenton where he has his next date on Saturday. He
did write something about preferring to be ridden over to Trenton."
"I could take him over myself," said Mrs. Gridley, her citadel
undermined and she rapidly capitulating, "if he doesn't mind going in a
two-seated runabout."
"There'll be no trouble about the car," stated Miss Titworthy. "I
dessay someone will proffer the use of a touring car."
"Well, that point is settled then," agreed Mrs. Gridley, now entirely
committed to the undertaking. "But I must get somebody in and broken in
to take Olga's place between now and Wednesday. Really that gives me
only today and tomorrow, and help is so hard to get, you've no idea,
Miss Titworthy! I suppose I'd better run into town this afternoon and
go to the employment agencies. No, I can't,--there's my bridge lesson.
And tomorrow is the Fergus' tea. I can't go then, either. I promised
Mrs. Fergus I'd pour. I suppose I'll have to get Henry or my brother
Oliver to do it. But neither one of them would know how to pick out a
girl, provided there's any choice at the agencies to pick from--oh,
dear!"
"Had you thought of a butler?" inquired Miss Titworthy.
"A butler?"
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