Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
Here and there moved the Amazonian figure of one among them who had
decked herself for this great occasion in a gray uniform with bullet
buttons of brass in twin rows down the front of the jacket and with
a soldier cap on her bobbed hair--nearly always it was bobbed--and
gold braid at the seams of her short walking skirt. A crafty stylist
even had thought out the added touches of epaulets for her straight
shoulders and a pair of black cavalry boots; and she went about much
admired by herself and the rest.
You see, it was like this: In the days when there were many of them,
the veterans had shared their reunions with their women. Now that
they were so few and so weakly, their women would let the veterans
share the reunions with them. It was very much like this--a gorgeous
social event, the whole South participating; with sentiment for
its half-erased background, with the memories of a war that ended
nearly sixty years before for its fainting, fading excuse; with the
splendid promise of balls and parties and receptions and flirting and
love-making and match-making for its assembly call to the campaigning
rampaging young of the species.
Only over by the river at the big yellow pine auditorium did the
puny veteran element yet hold its own against the dominant attendant
tides of the newer generations of its descendants. "General Van Brunk
of Texas, honored leader of the Trans-Mississippi Department, will
now present the important report of the Committee on History," the
octogenarian commander-in-chief was announcing to those fifteen hundred
white heads that nodded before him like so much ripened cotton in the
bolls. So General Van Brunk, holding the typewritten fruitage of one
year's hard work in his palsied hands, took the platform and cleared a
shrunken throat and began.
But just then the members of the Orphan Brigade of Kentucky--thirty-two
of them, no less--marched down the middle aisle with a fife-and-drum
corps at their head and a color-bearer bearing a tattered rag on a
scarred staff, and everybody rose up shakily to give the Rebel yell,
and nobody, not even General Van Brunk, ever heard a word of General
Van Brunk's report. It was ordered spread upon the minutes, though,
while the commander-in-chief stood up there with his arms outstretched
and wept a welcome to the straggly incoming column. He was an Orphan
himself.
The proceedings were proceeding according to custom. The orator chosen
to deliver the annual oration would have an easy time of it when his
hour came next day. "Comrades of my father," he would say and they
would applaud for five minutes. He would mention Jackson and they would
whoop for seven minutes; mention Lee and that would mean ten minutes of
the same. And so on.
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