Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"No nonsense abaht 'im, I tell you. Knows wot 'e wants and speaks up
and arsks for it, stryte out."
* * * * *
Several of Mrs. Gridley's specimen rose bushes served somewhat
to break the force of Mr. Boyce-Upchurch's crash, though their
intertwining barbed fronds sorely scratched him here and there as he
plunged through to earth. He struck broadside in something soft and
gelatinous. Dazed and shaken, he somehow got upon his feet and first he
disentangled himself from the crushed-down thorny covert and then he
felt himself all over to make sure no important bones were broken.
Very naturally, the thought next uppermost with him, springing forward
in his mind through a swirl of confused emotions, was to reenter the
house and return, without detection, to his room. He darted up the
front porch steps and tried the front door. It was barred fast. He
tried the windows giving upon the porch; their blinds were drawn,
latched from within.
Out again in the storm he half circled the main body of the house,
fumbling in the cloaking blackness at yet more snugly fastened windows.
An unbelievable, an appalling, an incredible conviction began to fasten
its horrid talons upon Mr. Boyce-Upchurch. He could not get in without
arousing someone and certainly in this, his present state, he dare not
arouse anyone in order to get in. Yet he must get in. Desperation,
verging already on despair, mounted in his swirling brain.
Past a jog in the side wall he saw, thirty feet on beyond and
patterning through some lattice-work, a foggy shaft of light from a
rain-washed window. As cautiously he moved toward it a taut obstacle in
the nature of a cord or small hawser rasped him just under the nose
and, shrinking back, he was aware of a ghostly white article swinging
gently within arm-reach of him. Partly by touch, partly by sight, he
made out its texture--woven linen or cotton cloth, limp and clammy with
wetness--and he made out its contours; divined likewise its customary
purposes. At home a few old-fashioned ladies still were addicts; he
recognized the pattern; he had an elderly maiden aunt. In emergency
it would provide partial covering--of a sort. Most surely this was an
emergency. And yet--
As he hesitated, with tentative fingers still pawing the sopping shape
of it, and torn between a great loathing and a great and compelling
temptation, the sound of a human voice penetrated the clapboards
alongside him and caused him to cower down close.
* * * * *
"Doggone it!"
Mr. Braid, bearing in one hand a brace of varnished boots of Regent
Street manufacture, tumbled over a sharp-cornered object in the inky
darkness of the cuddy behind the living-room and barked his shins, and
his cry was wrung with anguish.
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