Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
Coming back down after seeing him properly bestowed, the mistress of
the house hailed the colored girl. "Pansy," she said, "this place is
out of business until further orders, understand?"
At that, Pansy seemed deeply puzzled. "But, Miss Sissie," she
expostulated, "don't you remember 'at a suttin party--you know, Mista
J. W. B.--is 'spectin' to be yere most any time wid--"
"Did you hear what I told you?" A quality of metallic harshness in Miss
Sissie's voice was emphasized.
"Yessum, but you know yo'se'f how that there party, Mista J. W. B., is.
He'll shore be dis'p'inted. He's liable raise Cain. He's--"
"Get him on the telephone; you know his number. Tell him this place
is closed for tonight and for every day and every night until further
notice from me. And tell the same thing to everybody else who calls up
or stops by during the reunion. Get me?" By her tone she menaced the
darky.
"Yassum."
"Then turn that hall light out."
* * * * *
For three days Mr. Braswell abode under that roof. Frequently during
that time he remarked that he couldn't remember when he'd had a
pleasanter stay anywhere. Nor could it be said that Miss Sissie failed
in any possible effort to make the visit pleasant for him.
He limped down to breakfast next morning; to limp was the best he could
do. His entertainer gave her household staff a double surprise, first
by coming down to join him at the meal instead of taking her coffee
and rolls in her room and second by appearing not in negligée but in a
plain dark house-gown which accentuated rather than softened the square
contours of her face and the sharp lines in it. By daylight the two
had better opportunity to study each other than the somewhat hurried
meeting of the night before had afforded.
She saw in him a gentle tottery relic of a man with a pair of faded
unworldly old eyes looking out from a bland, wrinkly, rather empty
face. He saw in her a most kindly and considerate hostess. Privately he
decided she must have had plenty of sorrow in her time--something or
other about her told him that life had bestowed upon her more than her
proper share of hard knocks. He figured that living here alone in such
a big house--except for the servants she seemed to be quite alone--must
be lonesome for her, too.
As they sat down, just the two of them, he said, not apologetically
exactly but a bit timidly:
"I hope, ma'am, you don't mind if I say a grace at your table? I always
like to invoke the divine blessing before I break bread--seems like
to me it makes the victuals taste better. Or maybe"--he hesitated
politely--"maybe it's your custom to ask the blessing your own self?"
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