Lady Good-for-Nothing: A Man's Portrait of a Woman — John Shaqi
Lady Good-for-Nothing: A Man's Portrait of a WomanQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Lady Good-for-Nothing: A Man's Portrait of a Woman
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Historical fiction
"I beg your pardon?" the Collector repeated slowly. "He 'sends word,'
do you say? I had not the honour at my Inn--from which I have ridden
straight--to be notified of Mr. Wapshott's indisposition."
Mr. Banner attempted a weak grin and harked back again to familiarity.
"No, I guess not. The fact is--"
"Excuse me; but would you mind taking your hands out of your pockets?"
"Oh, come! Why?" But none the less Mr. Banner removed them.
"Thank you. You were saying?"
"Well, I guess, between you and me"--Mr. Banner's hands were slipping to
his pockets again but he checked the motion and rested a palm
nonchalantly on either hip--"the old man was a bit too God-fearing to
sign to it."
"You mean," the Collector asked slowly, "that he is not, in fact,
unwell, but has asked you to convey an untruth?"
"You've a downright way of putting it--er--sir" Mr. Banner confessed;
"but you get near enough, I shouldn't wonder. You see, the old--the
Surveyor is strict upon Lord's Day Observance."
The Collector bent his brows slightly while he smoothed Bayard's mane.
Of a sudden the small scene by the Church porch recurred to him.
"Stay," he said. "I have not the pleasure of knowing Mr. Wapshott, but
may I attempt to describe him to you? He is, perhaps, a gentleman of
somewhat stunted growth, but of full habit, and somewhat noticeably red
between the ear and the neck-stock?"
"That hits him."
"--with a wife inclining to portliness and six grown daughters, taller
than their parents and not precisely in their first bloom. I speak,"
added the Collector, still eyeing his victim, "as to a man of the
world."
"You've seen him anyhow," Mr. Banner nodded. "That's Wapshott."
"I saw him entering his place of worship; and I note that he thinks what
you call the Lord's Day well worth keeping at the cost of a falsehood.
May I ask, Mr.--" The Collector hesitated.
"Banner."
"Ah, yes--pardon me! May I ask, Mr. Banner, how it comes that you have
a nicer sense than your superior of what is due to His Majesty's
Service?"
Mr. Banner laughed uneasily. "Well, you mightn't guess it from my
looks," he answered with an attempt to ingratiate himself by way of
self-deprecation, "but I am pretty good at working out levels. I really
am."
"That was not my point, though I shall test you on it presently.
You are, it appears, a somewhat less rigid Sabbatarian than Mr.
Wapshott?"
Hereupon Mr. Banner became cryptic. "You needn't fear about that," he
answered. "I have what they call a dispensation; and until you startled
me, I was up here keeping the Lord's Day as well as the best of 'em.
Better, perhaps."
"We will get to business," said the Collector. "Follow me, please."
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