Lady Good-for-Nothing: A Man's Portrait of a Woman — John Shaqi
Lady Good-for-Nothing: A Man's Portrait of a WomanQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Lady Good-for-Nothing: A Man's Portrait of a Woman
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Historical fiction
He wheeled his horse and, with Mr. Banner walking at his stirrup, rode
slowly out to the end of the headland and as slowly back. The Collector
asked a question now and then and to every question the young man
responded pat. He was no fool. It soon appeared that he had studied
the trajectory of guns, that he had views--and sound ones--on coast
defences, and that by some study of the subject he had come, a while
ago, to a conclusion the Collector took but a few minutes to endorse;
that to build a fort on this headland would be waste of public money.
Professionally, Mr. Banner was tolerable. The Collector, consulting
with him, forgot the pertness of his address, the distressing twang of
his accent. He had dismounted, and the pair were busy with a tape,
calling out and checking measurements, when from the southward there was
borne to the Collector's ears the distant crack of a shot-gun.
At the sound of it he glanced up, in time to see Mr. Banner drop the
other end of the tape and run. Almost willy-nilly he followed, vaguely
wondering if there had happened some accident that called for aid.
Mr. Banner, when the Collector overtook him, had come to a halt
overlooking the long beach, and pointed to a figure--a speck almost--for
it was distant more than a mile.
"That Josselin girl!" panted Mr. Banner. "I call you to witness!"
The Collector unstrapped his field-glass, which he carried in a
bandolier, adjusted it, and through it scanned the beach. Yes, in the
distant figure he recognised Ruth Josselin. She carried a gun--or
rather, stood with the gun grounded and her hands folded, resting on its
muzzle--and appeared to be watching the edge of the breakers, perhaps
waiting for them to wash to her feet a dead bird fallen beyond reach.
"See her, do you? I call you to witness!" repeated the voice at his
elbow.
"Why, what is the matter?"
"Sabbath breakin'," answered Mr. Banner with a curious leer.
"Ah!"
"But you yourself don't take much account of the Lord's Day, seemingly.
Bathin', f'r instance."
"Indeed!" The Collector eyed his companion reflectively. "You honoured
me with your observation this morning?"
Mr. Banner grinned. "Better say the whole of Port Nassau was hon'rin'
you. Oh, there'd be no lack of evidence!--but I guess the magistrates
were lookin' the other way. They allowed, no doubt, that even a
Sabbath-breaker might be havin' friends at Court!"
The Collector could not forbear smiling at the youth's impudence.
"May I ask what punishment I have probably escaped by that advantage?"
"Well," said Mr. Banner, "for lighter cases it's usually the stocks."
Still the Collector smiled. "I am trying to picture it," said he, after
a pause. "But you don't tell me they would put a young girl in the
stocks, merely for firing a gun on the Lord's Day, as you call it?"
"Wouldn't they!" Mr. Banner chuckled. "That, or the pillory."
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