Halfway up the alley which led to the woodshed the Wildcat spoke aloud
in the darkness. "Konk'rin' Hero! Him ridin' de mule an' us boys ridin'
ouah feet. Huh! I's de Supreem Gran' Walkin' Arrangeh, is I? Well,
tomorrow I starts arrangin'." His monologue was suddenly interrupted by
an explosive braying which burst from the woodshed adjoining the one in
which rested Lily. The Wildcat surrendered to his racing legs and
galloped a panic jazz to the exit of the alley before his common-sense
reacted. "Sho! Me a Konk'rin' Hero!" He chuckled softly to himself.
"Ol' mule whut b'longs to Cap'n Jack's neighbour sho' unkonkered me."
He retraced his steps until he came to the door of Captain Jack's
woodshed. He opened the door and entered. From the darkness his mascot
goat greeted him.
"Blaa!" said Lily.
"Ain't yo' asleep yit? Mebbe dat damn ol' mule woke you up. Git to
sleep!" The Wildcat removed his shoes and lay down on a rickety bed in
a corner of the woodshed. "I'll do the arrangin', Honey Tone," he
mumbled. His lower jaw sagged, and into his open mouth whined a lone
mosquito. At the portals of sleep his night was again interrupted by
the mule in the adjoining shed.
"Dat's de night-brayin'est jug-head Ah eveh seed. Wuss'n a midnight
roosteh drunk wid moonlight." He was about to launch a few burning
curses from a vocabulary which the mule could saggitate, when a new
thought was born to him. He lay silent, staring above him into the
darkness.
"I's de Supreem Gran' Arrangeh!" he suddenly exclaimed. "I's de double
Grandes' Arrangeh whut is!" A faint bleat sounded from the darkness.
"Shut up, Lily! Fo' I gits th'oo arrangin', yo' an' me bofe rides de
mule does us crave to."
CHAPTER II
1.
The following morning the Wildcat gorged himself on a ponderous
breakfast. "Sho' is noble ham. Yo' sho' is de grandes' cook whut is.
Wondeh how come ol' Honey Tone neveh 'spressed himse'f about yo'?"
"'At niggah neveh wuz home enough to git 'quainted."
The Wildcat looked sidewise at the cook. "Last night I meets up wid a
boy in de barber shop whut knows Honey Tone pussonal. He says 'at
triflin' uplifteh claims to bein' single--claims he neveh had no wife."
The culinary Amazon picked up a frying pan and brought it down on the
top of the range with a resounding bang. "He claims, does he? Wunst Ah
gits mah hooks in 'at nigger's head, all he claims is funeral
benefits!"
The Wildcat suggested that Honey Tone was probably far, far away and
established as the centre of another family circle. The cook reacted
nobly.
He waited until the avoirdupois cyclone had cooled off. Something in
the cook's energetic rage suggested the activities of the Wildcat's
former landlady, Cuspidora Lee, from whom he had occasionally borrowed
tobacco money. He determined to visit his former boarding house and
renew his financial relations.
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