Lady Patricia: A comedy in three actsBesier, Rudolf
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Lady Patricia: A comedy in three acts
Besier, Rudolf
English drama (Comedy)
BILL.
Well, anyhow, I shall have to stick to Patricia—not because of “higher
morality”—whatever that means—but because I know she would pine away if I
left her now.
CLARE.
Tchah!
(_They stand miserably silent, looking in opposite
directions. The nightingale starts singing, and sings
through the next scene. The voices of the DEAN and MRS.
O’FARREL come up from beneath._)
MRS. O’FARREL.
Well, I find it chilly, Dean—distinctly chilly.
DEAN.
For Whitsuntide, dear lady—surely not. True, Whitsuntide is very late
this year....
(_MRS. O’FARREL enters, followed by the DEAN, up the
central ladder._)
MRS. O’FARREL.
Why, here’s the child! All alone, my dear? Whatever have you been doing
to your hair?
CLARE.
It’s such a hot night I had to take it down.
MRS. O’FARREL.
Hot?
DEAN.
But, my dear child, you can’t possibly go home like that!
CLARE.
I’ll put it up when I get back to the house.
MRS. O’FARREL.
(_Perceiving BILL._) Is that my son?
BILL.
(_Gloomily._) Hullo, mater....
DEAN.
Enchanting night, my boy!
BILL.
(_As before._) Awfully jolly....
MRS. O’FARREL.
And where are the others?
CLARE.
I don’t know.
MRS. O’FARREL.
Sentimentalising in the moonlight....
CLARE.
I suppose so.
(_MRS. O’FARREL regards both the young people critically
through her lorgnette._)
DEAN.
(_Breezily._) And what have you two been up to?
BILL.
Mootching around.
CLARE.
Playing about.
DEAN.
Your mother and I thought we’d like a little stroll before going home.
BILL.
Good idea....
(_The DEAN fixes his monocle, and, slightly puzzled,
scrutinises them each in turn._)
MRS. O’FARREL.
What’s the matter with you both?
BILL AND CLARE.
The matter?...
MRS. O’FARREL.
Have you been quarrelling?
BILL AND CLARE.
Quarrelling?...
MRS. O’FARREL.
You’re as sulky as two bears.
BILL AND CLARE.
I?
MRS. O’FARREL.
As two bears. Aren’t they, Dean?
DEAN.
Sulky? No, no; surely not sulky! Chastened! Thoughtful! A little
overcome, perhaps, by the beauty of the night—as all sensitive young
souls should be.
MRS. O’FARREL.
H’m!... Sensitive young souls!...
(_LADY PATRICIA, followed by MICHAEL, enters on the left._)
LADY PATRICIA.
All of you? But how charming! How delightful!
DEAN.
Dear Lady Patricia!
(_MICHAEL moves towards CLARE, who evades his ardent
gaze._)
MRS. O’FARREL.
What have you been doing with yourselves?
LADY PATRICIA.
Looking at the guelder-roses in the moonlight, and wondering whether they
were guelder-roses at all or great pearls.
MRS. O’FARREL.
Personally I should say they were guelder-roses.
LADY PATRICIA.
Ah, but dear Aunt Eileen, how can you tell what pranks the fairies may
not play on such a night as this?
DEAN.
What an exquisite fancy!
BILL.
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