It is rather a delicate matter, perhaps, for a college professor to touch on the evils of medical colleges in their relation to the business aspect of medicine, but I shall nevertheless speak plainly and to the point. While theoretically the better class of medical colleges were founded solely for the advancement of science, it is none the less true that self-aggrandizement has been the pedestal on which most of our disinterested giants in the teaching arena have stood and are standing. Remove the personal selfish interest of college teachers and most of our schools would be compelled to close for lack of instructors. Let us be honest with ourselves, please. Not that self-interest is reprehensible—I hold the contrary. One may teach for salary, reputation, the love of teaching, or a desire for self-improvement, it matters not, for if he be of the proper timber he is the right man in the right place. Self-interest makes better teachers on the average than philanthropy, providing the primal material is good. Granting that self-interest is the mainspring of the college professor, is he very “long-headed” from a business standpoint? I submit the following propositions as proving that the average college professor defeats his own ends. 181. He devotes to teaching, time and labor over and above the exigencies of ordinary practice, which, if devoted to cultivating the good-will of the laity, would be much more profitable. 2. While cultivating the acquaintance and friendship of the alumni of his own school—a few each year—he alienates from himself the friendship of every alumnus of every rival school, the instant he begins teaching. 3. He assists in educating and starting in life young, active competitors to himself. 4. He is unreasonably expected to devote a large percentage of his time to the gratuitous relief of medical students and physicians. He may give his time cheerfully, but he yields up his nerve force just the same. 5. Most college professors are less successful in the long run than the more fortunate ones of the rank and file who have never aspired to teaching honors. 6. Greater demands are made on a professor’s purse than if he were in the non-teaching ranks of medicine. He, more than all others, is expected to put up a prosperous appearance. The college clinic—especially of the surgical sort—is far-reaching in its detrimental effects on professional prosperity. Few or no questions are asked, and the millionaire is being operated on daily, side by side with the pauper, free. And the blame does not always lie with the professor who runs the clinic. General practitioners bring patients to the free clinics every day, with full cognizance of their ability to pay well. Why doctors will persist in thus cheapening surgical art is difficult to conjecture—but they do it just the same.