Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physiciansHarmon, Albert V.
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Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physicians
Harmon, Albert V.
Medical fees
All of these press agents work on the same lines. They
know the avidity with which city editors grab for news,
particularly if it concerns prominent people. When the
occasion arises they get into communication with some
city editor, generally by phone, and a conversation something
like the following ensues:
“Hello, that you Brown? This is Jones. Yes, the
same, old man. Thanks. I’ve just got onto something
that looks like a good tip, and I thought you would like
to have it. Dr. Soakum has been called to San Francisco
to attend old Moneybags, the trust magnate. If the old
chap should die it would raise Old Ned in the stock
market. I understand that Soakum goes this afternoon
on the U. P. limited. Oh, don’t mention it. I’m glad to
be able to give you the tip. Hope you’ll be able to get a
story out of it.”
Jones, the press agent, does not, of course, tell his city
editor friend that there’s $25 in for him (Jones) if the
story is printed. He’s too smart for that. So far as the
49city editor knows Jones is simply trying to do him a favor
in a news way. The press agent is also smart in another
direction—he does not call on the same city editor too
often. It might arouse suspicion.
In nearly every city of any size there are a number of
newspapers. Jones works them in rotation, so far as Dr.
Soakum is concerned. First it is the Morning Howl, then
the Daily Screech, next the Evening Whirl, and so on. Between
the Dr. Soakum stories Jones works in items about
other people, for the modern press agent is an enterprising
chap who represents a number of clients all eager for
publicity. A good press agent can look after the interests
of a physician, a lawyer, an actor, and a promoter at all
the same time, and not overwork himself. It’s merely a
matter of giving out the right tips in the right way. If
the tip looks good the city editor and his staff does the
rest.
To preserve his standing with the newspaper fraternity
Jones very frequently, if he is a real live, first-class press
agent, tips off a bit of actual news, something in which
there is no $25 for him, and which makes the city editors
rise up and call him blessed. Incidentally it also makes
them all the more willing to act upon his next tip, and
this is just what Jones wants. He is merely sowing seed
for the crop he is to reap in the near future.
And do reputable physicians countenance this sort of
thing? you may ask. They certainly do; not all of them,
it is true, but a big working majority. The large cities
are full of physicians of wealth and fame who have been
literally boosted into prominence by the newspapers.
50Fancy the effect upon the public when it reads of Dr.
Soakum being called to attend so distinguished a citizen
as the Hon. Million Moneybags, or references to
Dr. Killem, “the eminent authority on tuberculosis.” It
means a stream of dollars rolling into the pockets of the
doctors thus referred to, and puts them in position to
name larger fees.
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