Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physiciansHarmon, Albert V.
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Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physicians
Harmon, Albert V.
Medical fees
There are times when as a matter of business precaution
the press agent resorts to opposite tactics. It would
not look well to be lauding Dr. Soakum all the time. So,
having previously laid out the program with the former,
the press agent hunts up another physician who knows
how others are prospering through publicity and is not
averse to having some of it for himself. The program is
explained to Dr. Squills, and he writes to the newspapers,
bringing to their attention some supposedly important
medical subject. It may relate to hygiene, bad management
of hospitals, unsanitary condition of street cars, the
proper means of stopping the spread of tuberculosis, anything
to attract public attention.
City editors, unless overcrowded with more important
matter—and the press agent generally selects the opportune
moment—will print this kind of “stuff” in full.
Having printed it about the first thing they will do is to
send out reporters to ask the “eminent Dr. Soakum” for
his opinion on the subject. This is just what Dr. Squills
was induced to break into print for. Dr. Soakum will
endorse the latter’s letter, praise it warmly and perhaps
bring out some new points which Squills has purposely
overlooked. This gives Squills a chance to come back
51with a statement as to the importance of the suggestions
made by Dr. Soakum, and the two old hypocrites thus
get a lot more free advertising. All of which means more
prominence, more fame, and more money.
Some years ago—about ten at this writing—a new
treatment for chronic nervous and mental ailments was
introduced. Its sponsors were men of high standing in
the profession, instructors in leading medical colleges.
That the treatment had great merit is undeniable; many
wonderful results were accomplished with it. It also had
great money-making possibilities, but the promoters did
not know how to develop this feature.
Finally they engaged a press agent—we’ll call him
Mr. Johnson, because that is not his name. His terms
were $50 a week salary, and a royalty on the business.
For three or four days Mr. Johnson did nothing except
post himself as to the scientific features of the treatment
and he was soon able to talk more glibly and intelligently
about it than the physicians in charge. Then one day he
said:
“Trot out some of your star cases. I want to look them
over.”
Mr. Johnson went over the records carefully and
selected one which seemed to give promise of producing
a big free advertisement. It was that of a well-known,
well-to-do merchant in a neighboring city who a year
before had been seized with primary dementia. Homicidal
tendencies developed and his family, on the advice
of prominent alienists, placed him in a sanitarium, the
physicians at which, as well as those called in by the
52family, pronounced the case absolutely incurable and
hopeless.
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