Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘Want to find a friend, my trap-mouthed coal-scuttle?’ said a gentleman
in the mercantile service. ‘Nothing easier. Wait at the Nyanza Docks
till he comes. Every one comes to the Nyanza Docks. Wait, you poor
heathen.’ The gentleman spoke truth. There are three great doors in the
world where, if you stand long enough, you shall meet any one you wish.
The head of the Suez Canal is one, but there Death comes also; Charing
Cross Station is the second--for inland work; and the Nyanza Docks is
the third. At each of these places are men and women looking eternally
for those who will surely come. So Pambe waited at the docks. Time was
no object to him; and the wives could wait, as he did from day to day,
week to week, and month to month, by the Blue Diamond funnels, the Red
Dot smoke-stacks, the Yellow Streaks, and the nameless dingy gypsies of
the sea that loaded and unloaded, jostled, whistled, and roared in
the everlasting fog. When money failed, a kind gentleman told Pambe to
become a Christian; and Pambe became one with great speed, getting his
religious teachings between ship and ship’s arrival, and six or seven
shillings a week for distributing tracts to mariners. What the faith
was Pambe did not in the least care; but he knew if he said ‘Native
Ki-lis-ti-an, Sar’ to men with long black coats he might get a few
coppers; and the tracts were vendible at a little public-house that
sold shag by the ‘dottel,’ which is even smaller weight than the
‘half-screw,’ which is less than the half-ounce, and a most profitable
retail trade.
But after eight months Pambe fell sick with pneumonia, contracted from
long standing still in slush; and much against his will he was forced to
lie down in his two-and-sixpenny room raging against Fate.
The kind gentleman sat by his bedside, and grieved to find that Pambe
talked in strange tongues, instead of listening to good books, and
almost seemed to become a benighted heathen again--till one day he was
roused from semi-stupor by a voice in the street by the dock-head. ‘My
friend--he,’ whispered Pambe. ‘Call now--call Nurkeed. Quick! God has
sent him!’
‘He wanted one of his own race,’ said the kind gentleman; and, going
out, he called ‘Nurkeed!’ at the top of his voice. An excessively
coloured man in a rasping white shirt and brand-new slops, a shining
hat, and a breastpin, turned round. Many voyages had taught Nurkeed how
to spend his money and made him a citizen of the world.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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