Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘Hi! Yes!’ said he, when the situation was explained. ‘Command
him--black nigger--when I was in the Saarbruck. Ole Pambe, good ole
Pambe. Dam lascar. Show him up, Sar;’ and he followed into the room. One
glance told the stoker what the kind gentleman had overlooked. Pambe was
desperately poor. Nurkeed drove his hands deep into his pockets, then
advanced with clenched fists on the sick, shouting, ‘Hya, Pambe. Hya!
Hee-ah! Hulla! Heh! Takilo! Takilo! Make fast aft, Pambe. You know,
Pambe. You know me. Dekho, jee! Look! Dam big fat lazy lascar!’
Pambe beckoned with his left hand. His right was under his pillow.
Nurkeed removed his gorgeous hat and stooped over Pambe till he could
catch a faint whisper. ‘How beautiful!’ said the kind gentleman. ‘How
these Orientals love like children!’
‘Spit him out,’ said Nurkeed, leaning over Pambe yet more closely.
‘Touching the matter of that fish and onions--’ said Pambe--and sent the
knife home under the edge of the rib-bone upwards and forwards.
There was a thick sick cough, and the body of the African slid slowly
from the bed, his clutching hands letting fall a shower of silver pieces
that ran across the room.
‘Now I can die!’ said Pambe.
But he did not die. He was nursed back to life with all the skill
that money could buy, for the Law wanted him; and in the end he grew
sufficiently healthy to be hanged in due and proper form.
Pambe did not care particularly; but it was a sad blow to the kind
gentleman.
LITTLE TOBRAH
[Footnote: Copyright, 1891, by MACMILLAN & Co.]
‘Prisoner’s head did not reach to the top of the dock,’ as the English
newspapers say. This case, however, was not reported because nobody
cared by so much as a hempen rope for the life or death of Little
Tobrah. The assessors in the red court-house sat upon him all through
the long hot afternoon, and whenever they asked him a question
he salaamed and whined. Their verdict was that the evidence was
inconclusive, and the Judge concurred. It was true that the dead body
of Little Tobrah’s sister had been found at the bottom of the well, and
Little Tobrah was the only human being within a half mile radius at the
time; but the child might have fallen in by accident. Therefore Little
Tobrah was acquitted, and told to go where he pleased. This permission
was not so generous as it sounds, for he had nowhere to go to, nothing
in particular to eat, and nothing whatever to wear.
He trotted into the court-compound, and sat upon the well-kerb,
wondering whether an unsuccessful dive into the black water below would
end in a forced voyage across the other Black Water. A groom put down
an emptied nose-bag on the bricks, and Little Tobrah, being hungry, set
himself to scrape out what wet grain the horse had overlooked.
‘O Thief--and but newly set free from the terror of the Law! Come
along!’ said the groom, and Little Tobrah was led by the ear to a large
and fat Englishman, who heard the tale of the theft.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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