Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own PeopleKipling, Rudyard
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Life's Handicap: Being Stories of Mine Own People
Kipling, Rudyard
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; India -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘I’m not telling the story for the sake of talking merely,’ said the
Chief, ‘but as a warning against betting, unless you bet on a perrfect
certainty. The Lang Men o’ Larut were just a certainty. I have had talk
wi’ them. Now Larut, you will understand, is a dependency, or it may be
an outlying possession, o’ the island o’ Penang, and there they will get
you tin and manganese, an’ it mayhap mica, and all manner o’ meenerals.
Larut is a great place.’
‘But what about the population?’ said the Man from Orizava.
‘The population,’ said the Chief slowly, ‘were few but enorrmous. You
must understand that, exceptin’ the tin-mines, there is no special
inducement to Europeans to reside in Larut. The climate is warm and
remarkably like the climate o’ Calcutta; and in regard to Calcutta, it
cannot have escaped your obsairvation that--’
‘Calcutta isn’t Larut; and we’ve only just come from it,’ protested
the Man from Orizava. ‘There’s a meteorological department in Calcutta,
too.’
‘Ay, but there’s no meteorological department in Larut. Each man is a
law to himself. Some drink whisky, and some drink brandipanee, and
some drink cocktails--vara bad for the coats o’ the stomach is a
cocktail--and some drink sangaree, so I have been credibly informed;
but one and all they sweat like the packing of piston-head on a
fourrteen-days’ voyage with the screw racing half her time. But, as I
was saying, the population o’ Larut was five all told of English--that
is to say, Scotch--an’ I’m Scotch, ye know,’ said the Chief.
The Man from Orizava lit another cigarette, and waited patiently. It was
hopeless to hurry the Chief Engineer.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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