Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘“Nancy, you needn’t mind letting it out, though ’tis kept back in
kindness. And he didn’t come out of church again: I know it as well as
you.”
‘Nancy did not answer yes or no to that, and no more was said. But
three days after, William Privett was mowing with John Chiles in Mr.
Hardcome’s meadow, and in the heat of the day they sat down to eat
their bit o’ nunch under a tree, and empty their flagon. Afterwards
both of ’em fell asleep as they sat. John Chiles was the first to wake,
and as he looked towards his fellow-mower he saw one of those great
white miller’s-souls as we call ’em—that is to say, a miller-moth—come
from William’s open mouth while he slept, and fly straight away. John
thought it odd enough, as William had worked in a mill for several
years when he was a boy. He then looked at the sun, and found by the
place o’t that they had slept a long while, and as William did not
wake, John called to him and said it was high time to begin work again.
He took no notice, and then John went up and shook him, and found he
was dead.
‘Now on that very day old Philip Hookhorn was down at Longpuddle Spring
dipping up a pitcher of water; and as he turned away, who should he see
coming down to the spring on the other side but William, looking very
pale and odd. This surprised Philip Hookhorn very much, for years
before that time William’s little son—his only child—had been drowned
in that spring while at play there, and this had so preyed upon
William’s mind that he’d never been seen near the spring afterwards,
and had been known to go half a mile out of his way to avoid the place.
On inquiry, it was found that William in body could not have stood by
the spring, being in the mead two miles off; and it also came out that
the time at which he was seen at the spring was the very time when he
died.’
‘A rather melancholy story,’ observed the emigrant, after a minute’s
silence.
‘Yes, yes. Well, we must take ups and downs together,’ said the
seedsman’s father.
‘You don’t know, Mr. Lackland, I suppose, what a rum start that was
between Andrey Satchel and Jane Vallens and the pa’son and clerk o’
Scrimpton?’ said the master-thatcher, a man with a spark of subdued
liveliness in his eye, who had hitherto kept his attention mainly upon
small objects a long way ahead, as he sat in front of the van with his
feet outside. ‘Theirs was a queerer experience of a pa’son and clerk
than some folks get, and may cheer ’ee up a little after this dampness
that’s been flung over yer soul.’
The returned one replied that he knew nothing of the history, and
should be happy to hear it, quite recollecting the personality of the
man Satchel.
‘Ah no; this Andrey Satchel is the son of the Satchel that you knew;
this one has not been married more than two or three years, and ’twas
at the time o’ the wedding that the accident happened that I could tell
’ee of, or anybody else here, for that matter.’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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