Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters — John Shaqi
Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘That sounds as if he gave a thought to our position,’ said Cornelius.
Joshua knew the satire that lurked in the paternal words, and said
nothing. Silence prevailed during the greater part of their journey.
The lamps were lighted in Ivell when they entered the streets, and
Cornelius, who was quite unknown in this neighbourhood, and who,
moreover, was not in clerical attire, decided that he should be the one
to call at the Castle Inn. Here, in answer to his inquiry under the
darkness of the archway, they told him that such a man as he had
described left the house about a quarter of an hour earlier, after
making a meal in the kitchen-settle. He was rather the worse for
liquor.
‘Then,’ said Joshua, when Cornelius joined him outside with this
intelligence, ‘we must have met and passed him! And now that I think of
it, we did meet some one who was unsteady in his gait, under the trees
on the other side of Hendford Hill, where it was too dark to see him.’
They rapidly retraced their steps; but for a long stretch of the way
home could discern nobody. When, however, they had gone about
three-quarters of the distance, they became conscious of an irregular
footfall in front of them, and could see a whitish figure in the gloom.
They followed dubiously. The figure met another wayfarer—the single one
that had been encountered upon this lonely road—and they distinctly
heard him ask the way to Narrobourne. The stranger replied—what was
quite true—that the nearest way was by turning in at the stile by the
next bridge, and following the footpath which branched thence across
the meadows.
When the brothers reached the stile they also entered the path, but did
not overtake the subject of their worry till they had crossed two or
three meads, and the lights from Narrobourne manor-house were visible
before them through the trees. Their father was no longer walking; he
was seated against the wet bank of an adjoining hedge. Observing their
forms he shouted, ‘I’m going to Narrobourne; who may you be?’
They went up to him, and revealed themselves, reminding him of the plan
which he had himself proposed in his note, that they should meet him at
Ivell.
‘By Jerry, I’d forgot it!’ he said. ‘Well, what do you want me to do?’
His tone was distinctly quarrelsome.
A long conversation followed, which became embittered at the first hint
from them that he should not come to the village. The millwright drew a
quart bottle from his pocket, and challenged them to drink if they
meant friendly and called themselves men. Neither of the two had
touched alcohol for years, but for once they thought it best to accept,
so as not to needlessly provoke him.
‘What’s in it?’ said Joshua.
‘A drop of weak gin-and-water. It won’t hurt ye. Drin’ from the
bottle.’ Joshua did so, and his father pushed up the bottom of the
vessel so as to make him swallow a good deal in spite of himself. It
went down into his stomach like molten lead.
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