Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted CharactersHardy, Thomas
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Life's Little Ironies: A set of tales with some colloquial sketches entitled A Few Crusted Characters
Hardy, Thomas
Short stories, English; Wessex (England) -- Fiction
‘Ha, ha, that’s right!’ said old Halborough. ‘But ’twas raw spirit—ha,
ha!’
‘Why should you take me in so!’ said Joshua, losing his self-command,
try as he would to keep calm.
‘Because you took me in, my lad, in banishing me to that cursed country
under pretence that it was for my good. You were a pair of hypocrites
to say so. It was done to get rid of me—no more nor less. But, by
Jerry, I’m a match for ye now! I’ll spoil your souls for preaching. My
daughter is going to be married to the squire here. I’ve heard the
news—I saw it in a paper!’
‘It is premature—’
‘I know it is true; and I’m her father, and I shall give her away, or
there’ll be a hell of a row, I can assure ye! Is that where the
gennleman lives?’
Joshua Halborough writhed in impotent despair. Fellmer had not yet
positively declared himself, his mother was hardly won round; a scene
with their father in the parish would demolish as fair a palace of
hopes as was ever builded. The millwright rose. ‘If that’s where the
squire lives I’m going to call. Just arrived from Canady with her
fortune—ha, ha! I wish no harm to the gennleman, and the gennleman will
wish no harm to me. But I like to take my place in the family, and
stand upon my rights, and lower people’s pride!’
‘You’ve succeeded already! Where’s that woman you took with you—’
‘Woman! She was my wife as lawful as the Constitution—a sight more
lawful than your mother was till some time after you were born!’
Joshua had for many years before heard whispers that his father had
cajoled his mother in their early acquaintance, and had made somewhat
tardy amends; but never from his father’s lips till now. It was the
last stroke, and he could not bear it. He sank back against the hedge.
‘It is over!’ he said. ‘He ruins us all!’
The millwright moved on, waving his stick triumphantly, and the two
brothers stood still. They could see his drab figure stalking along the
path, and over his head the lights from the conservatory of Narrobourne
House, inside which Albert Fellmer might possibly be sitting with Rosa
at that moment, holding her hand, and asking her to share his home with
him.
The staggering whitey-brown form, advancing to put a blot on all this,
had been diminishing in the shade; and now suddenly disappeared beside
a weir. There was the noise of a flounce in the water.
‘He has fallen in!’ said Cornelius, starting forward to run for the
place at which his father had vanished.
Joshua, awaking from the stupefied reverie into which he had sunk,
rushed to the other’s side before he had taken ten steps. ‘Stop, stop,
what are you thinking of?’ he whispered hoarsely, grasping Cornelius’s
arm.
‘Pulling him out!’
‘Yes, yes—so am I. But—wait a moment—’
‘But, Joshua!’
‘Her life and happiness, you know—Cornelius—and your reputation and
mine—and our chance of rising together, all three—’
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