United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“For seven hundred francs,” she heard the suave voice saying.
_Seven hundred francs_! Virginia's national pride, or, more accurately,
her national rage, was lashed into action. It was with very red
cheeks that the small American stepped stormily to the rescue of her
countryman.
“Seven hundred francs for _that_?” she jeered, right in the face of the
enraged manager and stiffening clerks. “Seven hundred francs--indeed!
Last year's model--a hideous colour, and “--picking it up, running it
through her fingers and tossing it contemptuously aside--“abominable
stuff!”
“Gee, but I'm grateful to you!” he breathed, again wiping his brow. “You
know, I was a little leery of it myself.”
The manager, quivering with rage and glaring uglily, stepped up to
Virginia. “May I ask--?”
But the fat man stepped in between--he was well qualified for
that position. “Cut it out, partner. The young lady's a friend of
_mine_--see? She's looking out for me--not you. I don't want your stuff,
anyway.” And taking Virginia serenely by the arm he walked away.
“This was no place to buy dresses,” said she crossly.
“Well, I wish I knew where the places _were_ to buy things,” he replied,
humbly, forlornly.
“Well, what do you want to buy?” demanded she, still crossly.
“Why, I want to buy some nice things for my wife. Something the real
thing from Paris, you know. I came over from London on purpose. But
Lord,”--again wiping his brow--“a fellow doesn't know where to _go_.”
“Oh well,” sighed Virginia, long-sufferingly, “I see I'll just have to
take you. There doesn't seem any way out of it. It's evident you can't
go _alone_. _Seven hundred francs_!”
“I suppose it was too much,” he conceded meekly. “I tell you I _will_
be grateful if you'll just stay by me a little while. I never felt so up
against it in all my life.”
“Now, a very nice thing to take one's wife from Paris,” began Virginia
didactically, when they reached the sidewalk, “is lace.”
“L--ace? Um! Y--es, I suppose lace is all right. Still it never struck
me there was anything so very _lively_ looking about lace.”
“'Lively looking' is not the final word in wearing apparel,” pronounced
Virginia in teacher-to-pupil manner. “Lace is always in good taste,
never goes out of style, and all women care for it. I will take you to
one of the lace shops.”
“Very well,” acquiesced he, truly chastened. “Here, let's get in this
cab.”
Virginia rode across the Seine looking like one pondering the destinies
of nations. Her companion turned several times to address her, but it
would have been as easy for a soldier to slap a general on the back.
Finally she turned to him.
“Now when we get there,” she instructed, “don't seem at all interested
in things. Act--oh, bored, you know, and seeming to want to get me away.
And when they tell the price, no matter what they say, just--well
sort of groan and hold your head and act as though you are absolutely
overcome at the thought of such an outrage.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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