England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“The mate didn’t say anything. He was busy drawing frocks on a little
piece of paper, and looking at ’em with his ’ead on one side to see
whether they looked better that way.
“‘By Jove! I’ve got it,’ ses the old man, suddenly. ‘Where’s that
dressing-gown your wife gave you?’
“The mate looked up. ‘I don’t know,’ he ses, slowly. ‘I’ve mislaid it.’
“‘Well, it can’t be far,’ ses the skipper. ‘It’s just the thing to make
a frock of.’
“‘I don’t think so,’ ses the mate. ‘It wouldn’t hang properly. Do you
know what I was thinking of?’
“‘Well,’ ses the skipper.
“‘Three o’ them new flannel shirts o’ yours,’ ses the mate. ‘They’re
very dark, an’ they’d hang beautiful.’
“‘Let’s try the dressing-gown fust,’ ses the skipper, hearty-like.
‘That’s easier. I’ll help you look for it.’
“‘I can’t think what I’ve done with it,’ ses the mate.
“‘Well, let’s try your cabin,’ ses the old man.
“They went to the mate’s cabin and, to his great surprise, there it was
hanging just behind the door. It was a beautiful dressing-gown—soft,
warm cloth trimmed with braid—and the skipper took up his scissors
agin, and fairly gloated over it. Then he slowly cut off the top part
with the two arms ’anging to it, and passed it over to the mate.
“‘I shan’t want that, Mr. Jackson,’ he ses, slowly. ‘I dare say you’ll
find it come in useful.’
“‘While you’re doing that, s’pose I get on with them three shirts,’ ses
Mr. Jackson.
“‘What three shirts?’ ses the skipper, who was busy cutting buttons
off.
“‘Why, yours,’ ses Mr. Jackson. ‘Let’s see who can make the best
frock.’
“‘No, Mr. Jackson,’ ses the old man. ‘I’m sure you couldn’t make
anything o’ them shirts. You’re not at all gifted that way. Besides, I
want ’em.’
“‘Well, I wanted my dressing-gown, if you come to that,’ ses the mate,
in a sulky voice.
“‘Well, what on earth did you give it to me for?’ ses the skipper. ‘I
do wish you’d know your own mind, Mr. Jackson.’
“The mate didn’t say any more. He sat and watched the old man, as he
threaded his needle and stitched the dressing-gown together down the
front. It really didn’t look half bad when he’d finished it, and it was
easy to see how pleased Miss Mallow was. She really looked quite fine
in it, and with the blue guernsey she was wearing and a band made o’
silk handkerchiefs round her waist, I saw at once it was a case with
the third officer.
“‘Now you look a bit more like the gal your father used to know,’ ses
the skipper. ‘My finger’s a bit sore just at present, but by and by
I’ll make you a bonnet.’
“‘I’d like to see it,’ ses the mate.
“‘It’s quite easy,’ ses the skipper. ‘I’ve seen my wife do ’em. She
calls ’em tokes. You make the hull out o’ cardboard and spread your
canvas on that.’
“That dress made a wonderful difference in the gal. Wonderful! She
seemed to change all at once and become the lady altogether. She just
’ad that cabin at her beck and call; and as for me, she seemed to think
I was there a puppose to wait on ’er.
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