English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
And prawns it was, a whole kilo of them. And there we sat in opposite
corners of our first-class carriage, with the little folding table
opened out between us and the pink prawns on the table, eating with
infinite relish and throwing the rosy carapaces, the tails, and the
sucked heads out of the window. And the Flemish plain moved past us;
the long double files of poplars, planted along the banks of the
canals, along the fringes of the high roads, moving as we moved,
marched parallel with our course or presented, as we crossed them at
right angles, for one significant flashing moment the entrance to
Hobbema’s avenue. And now the belfries of Bruges beckoned from far off
across the plain; a dozen more shrimps and we were roaring through
its station, all gloom and ogives in honour of Memling and the Gothic
past. By the time we had eaten another hectogram of prawns, the modern
quarter of Ghent was reminding us that art was only five years old and
had been invented in Vienna. At Alost the factory chimneys smoked;
and before we knew where we were, we were almost on the outskirts of
Brussels, with two or three hundred grammes of sea-fruit still intact
on the table before us.
“Hurry up!” cried my Uncle Spencer, threatened by another access of
anxiety. “We must finish them before we get to Brussels.”
And during the last five miles we ate furiously, shell and all; there
was hardly time even to spit out the heads and tails.
“Nothing like prawns,” my Uncle Spencer never failed to say, as the
express drew slowly into the station at Brussels, and the last tails
and whiskers with the fishy paper were thrown out of the window.
“Nothing like prawns when the brain is tired. It’s the phosphorus, you
know. After all your end-of-term examinations you need them.” And then
he patted me affectionately on the shoulder.
How often since then have I repeated in all earnestness my Uncle
Spencer’s words. “It’s the phosphorus,” I assure my fagged friends, as
I insist that they shall make their lunch off shellfish. The words come
gushing spontaneously out of me; the opinion that prawns and oysters
are good for brain-fag is very nearly one of my fundamental and, so to
say, instinctive beliefs. But sometimes, as I say the words, suddenly
I think of my Uncle Spencer. I see him once more sitting opposite me
in a corner of the Brussels express, his eyes flashing, his thin face
expressively moving as he talks, while his quick, nervous fingers pick
impatiently at the pink carapaces or with a disdainful gesture drop
a whiskered head into the Flemish landscape outside the open window.
And remembering my Uncle Spencer, I find myself somehow believing
less firmly than I did in what I have been saying. And I wonder with
a certain sense of disquietude how many other relics of my Uncle
Spencer’s spirit I still carry, all unconsciously, about with me.
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