Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and placesCaruthers, William
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Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and places
Caruthers, William
Death Valley (Calif. and Nev.)
Joe Gorsline, a graduate of Columbia, with a background of wealth, came
to Ballarat during the rush, looked over the town. “Wouldn’t spend
another day in this dump for all the gold in the mint,” he announced. He
had a few drinks, heard a few yarns, eyed a few girls in the honkies. It
was all new to Joe, but something about the informalities of life
appealed to him and in a little while he was renamed Joe Goose.
Then the town’s constable shot its Judge and Ballarat chose him to
succeed the deceased. Not liking the laws of the code, he made a batch
of his own, which were never questioned. While watching the flow of time
and liquor, he “went desert” and put aside the things that might have
been for the more alluring things-as-they-are.
When Ballarat became a ghost town, Joe Gorsline took his body to the
city, but his soul remained and years afterward when he died, a hearse
came down the mountain and in it was Joe Gorsline, home again. He is
buried in a little cemetery out on the flat and in the spring the golden
sun cups, grow all around and you walk on them to get to his grave.
Adding a cultural touch to Ballarat was an English nobleman who “going
desert” tossed his title out of the window, donned overalls and brogans
and promptly earned the approving verdict, “An all right guy.” Soon he
was drinking with the toper and dancing with the demimonde. Like others,
he did his own cooking and washing. He lived in a ’dobe cabin which,
because it was on the main street, had its window shades always down.
But there was one little custom of his British routine he never
abandoned and this was discovered by accident. He stopped in John
Lambert’s saloon one evening before going to his cabin for dinner. He
left his watch on the bar and had gone before Lambert noticed it. An
hour later Lambert, having an opportunity to get away, took the watch to
the cabin. John thus reported what he saw: “He was eating his dinner and
bigod—he had on a white shirt, wing collar, and swallow tail.”
Ballarat chuckled but no one suggested a lynching party. They knew how
deep grow the roots in the soil one loves. “Maybe,” said Lambert,
“that’s why John Bull always wins the last battle. They give up
nothing.”
A familiar figure throughout Death Valley country was
Johnny-Behind-the-Gun—small and wiry and as much a part of the land as
the lizard. His moniker was acquired from his habit of settling disputes
without cluttering up the courts. Johnny, whose name was Cyte, accounted
for three or four sizable fortunes. Having sold a claim for $35,000 he
once bought a saloon and gambling hall in Rhyolite, forswearing
prospecting forever.
Johnny advertised his whiskey by drinking it and the squareness of his
game, by sitting in it. One night the gentleman opposite was overwhelmed
with luck and his pockets bulged with $30,000 of Johnny’s money. Having
lost his last chip, Johnny said, “I’ll put up dis place. Ve play vun
hand and quit.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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