Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and placesCaruthers, William
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Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and places
Caruthers, William
Death Valley (Calif. and Nev.)
Bill had told me that as a penniless youngster Blackie had walked up
Odessa Canyon one afternoon. Within three days he was rated as a
millionaire. Within three months he was broke again. Later Blackie told
me, “That’s somebody’s dream. I got about $200,000 and decided I
belonged up in the Big Banker group. They welcomed me and skinned me out
of my money in no time.”
It was Blackie who proved to my satisfaction that money has only a minor
relation to happiness. His house was part dobe, part white tufa blocks.
On his table was a student’s lamp, a pipe, and can of tobacco. A book
held open by a hand axe. Other books were shelved along the wall. He had
an incongruous walnut cabinet with leaded glass doors. Inside, a
well-filled decanter and a dozen whiskey glasses and a pleasant aroma of
bourbon came from a keg covered with a gunny sack and set on a stool in
the corner.
“This country’s hard on the throat,” he explained.
Blackie’s kingdom seemed to have extended from the morning star to the
setting sun. He had been in the Yukon, in New Zealand, South Africa, and
the Argentine. Gold, hemp, sugar, and ships had tossed fortunes at him
which were promptly lost or spent.
For a man who had found compensation for such luck, there is no defeat.
Certainly his philosophy seemed to meet his needs and that is the
function of philosophy.
It was cool in the late evening and he made a fire, chucked one end of
an eight-foot log into the stove and put a chair under the protruding
end. Bill asked why he didn’t cut the log. “Listen,” Blackie said,
“you’re one of 100 million reasons why this country is misgoverned. Why
should I sweat over that log when a fire will do the job?... That book?
Just some fellow’s plan for a perfect world. I hope I’ll not be around
when they have it.
“The town of Calico? It was a live one. When John McBryde and Lowery
Silver discovered the white metal there, a lot of us desert rats got in
the big money. In the first seven years of the Eighties it was bonanza
and in the eighth the town was dead.”
But the stories of fortunes made in Mule and Odessa Canyons were of less
importance to him than a habit of the town judge. “Chewed tobacco all
the time and swallowed the juice, ‘If a fellow’s guts can’t stand it,’
he would say, ‘he ought to quit,’ and he’d clap a fine on anybody who
spat in his court.
“Never knew Jack Dent, did you? Englishman. Now there was a drinking
man. Said his only ambition was to die drunk. One pay day he got so
cockeyed he couldn’t stand, so his pals laid him on a pool table and
went on with their drinking. Every time they ordered, Jack hollered for
his and somebody would take it over and pour it down him. ‘Keep ’em
comin’,’ he says. ‘If I doze off, just pry my jaws open and pour it
down.’
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