Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and places — John Shaqi
Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and placesCaruthers, William
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Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and places
Caruthers, William
Death Valley (Calif. and Nev.)
“The boys took him at his word. Every time they drank, they took a drink
to Jack. When the last round came they took Jack a big one. They tried
to pry his lips open but the lips didn’t give. Jack Dent’s funeral was
the biggest ever held in the town.
“Bill was telling you I made a million there, and every now and then I
hear of somebody telling somebody else I made a million in Africa. And
another in the Yukon. The truth is, what little I’ve got came out of a
hole in a whiskey barrel instead of a mine shaft.
“A few years back a strike was made down in the Avawatz that started a
baby gold rush. I joined it. A fellow named Gypsum came in with a barrel
of whiskey, thinking there’d be a town, but it didn’t turn out that way.
Gypsum had no trouble disposing of his liquor and stayed around to do a
little prospecting. One day when I was starting for Johannesburg, he
asked me to deliver a message to a bartender there. Gypsum had a meat
cleaver in his hand and was sharpening it on a butcher’s steel to cut up
a mountain sheep he’d killed.
“‘Just ask for Klondike and tell him to send my stuff. He’ll understand.
Tell him if he doesn’t send it, I’m coming after it.’
“I didn’t know at the time that Gypsum had killed three men in honest
combat and that one of them had been dispatched with a meat cleaver.
“I delivered the message verbatim. Klondike looked a bit worried.
‘What’s Gypsum doing?’ he asked. ‘When I left,’ I said, ‘he was
sharpening a meat cleaver.’ Klondike turned white. ‘I’ll have it ready
before you go.’
“When I called later, he told me he’d put Gypsum’s stuff in the back of
my car. When I got back to camp and Gypsum came to my tent to ask about
it, I told him to get it out of the car, which was parked a few feet
away. Gypsum went for it and in a moment I heard him cussing. I looked
out and he was trying to shoulder a heavy sack. Before I could get out
to help him, the sack got away from him and burst at his feet. The
ground was covered with nickles, dimes, quarters, halves. ‘There’s
another sack.’ Gypsum said. ‘The son of a bitch has sent me $2500 in
chicken feed. Just for spite.’
“Because it was a nuisance, Gypsum loaned it to the fellows about, all
of whom were his friends. They didn’t want it but took it just to
accommodate Gypsum. There was nothing to spend it for. Somebody started
a poker game and I let ’em use my tent because it was the largest. I
rigged up a table by sawing Gypsum’s whiskey barrel in two and nailing
planks over the open end. Every night after supper they started playing.
I furnished light and likker and usually I set out grub. It didn’t cost
much but somebody suggested that in order to reimburse me, two bits
should be taken out of every jackpot. A hole was slit in the top. It was
a fast game and the stakes high. It ran for weeks every evening and the
Saturday night session ended Monday morning.
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