London and Its Environs Described, vol. 6 (of 6): Containing an Account of Whatever is Most Remarkable for Grandeur, Elegance, Curiosity or Use, in the City and in the Country Twenty Miles Round ItAnonymous
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London and Its Environs Described, vol. 6 (of 6): Containing an Account of Whatever is Most Remarkable for Grandeur, Elegance, Curiosity or Use, in the City and in the Country Twenty Miles Round It
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London (England) -- Description and travel -- Early works to 1800; London (England) -- Gazetteers -- Early works to 1800
12. An uncommon piece of arms, being a pistol in a shield, so contrived
that the pistol might be fired, and the body covered at the same time.
It is to be fired by a match-lock, and the sight of the enemy taken
through a little grate in the shield, which is pistol proof.
13. The Spanish rançeur, made in different forms, and intended either
to kill the men on horseback, or to pull them off their horses. At
the back is a spike, which your attendants say, was to pick the roast
beef out of the Englishmen’s teeth. And on one of them is a piece of
silver coin, which they intended to make current in England. On this
coin are three heads, suppos’d to be the Pope’s, Philip the II’s and
Queen Mary’s.——This is a curiosity which most Spaniards who arrive in
London come to see.
14. The Spanish officers lances finely engraved. These were formerly
gilt, but the gilding is now almost worn off with cleaning. ’Tis said,
that when Don Pedro de Valdez, a captain of one of the Spanish ships
that was taken, passed his examination before Lord Burleigh, he told
his Lordship, that those fine polish’d lances were put on board to
bleed the English with; to which that Nobleman, merrily replied, that,
if he were not mistaken, the English had performed that operation
better on their good friends the Spaniards with worse instruments.
15. The common soldiers pikes eighteen feet in length, pointed with
long sharp spikes, and shod with iron; designed to keep off the horse,
to facilitate the landing of their foot.
16. The last thing shewn of these memorable spoils, is the Spanish
General’s shield, not worn by him; but carried before him as an ensign
of honour. Upon it are depicted in most curious workmanship, some of
the labours of Hercules, and other allegories which seem to throw a
shade upon the boasted skill of modern artists. This was made near an
hundred years before the art of printing was known in England: and upon
it is the following inscription in Roman characters, ADVLTERIO DEIANIRA
CONSPURCANS OCCIDITR CACVS AB HERCVL. OPPRIMITVR 1379.
17. The other curiosities deposited here, are Danish and Saxon clubs,
weapons which each of those people are said to have used in their
conquest of England. These are, perhaps, curiosities of the greatest
antiquity of any in the Tower, they having lain there above 850
years. The warders call them the Womens weapons, because, say they,
“the British women made prize of them, when, in one night, they all
conspired together, and cut the throats, of 35,000 Danes; the greatest
piece of secrecy the English women ever kept, for which they have ever
since been honoured with the right-hand of the man, the upper end of
the table, and the first cut of every dish of victuals they happen
to like best.” The massacre of the Danes, was not however performed
by the women alone, but by the private orders of Ethelred II. who in
1012, privately commanded his officers to extirpate those cruel and
tirannical invaders.
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