London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Mr. Bemerton was somewhat depressed too. Old-book buying, he said,
was declining steadily. Reprints were hitting him very hard, but the
love of pleasure harder. People spent their money now on
entertainment and food, where they once used not only to dine at home
but sit at home all the evening reading. Now if they sat at home
they played bridge. He wouldn't be so pessimistic as to say that
England was going to the dogs, but he would like to see something
happen to make us pull ourselves together. His niece, Miss Waghorn,
had left him. Married a mild young man in a hosier's, ten years her
junior, and the pair of them reminded Mr. Bemerton of nothing so much
as a cruet: oil and vinegar. "But I dare say they'll mix," he said.
"They met in a lodging-house at Margate: nothing like such places to
settle one's hash. With no home comforts one gets desperate for
company, and then Cupid begins to shoot.
"I've got a little book for you," said Mr. Bemerton, "that I've been
keeping till you came in. A privately printed one. It would be too
much to say that they are the best books, but they often have a
quality that the others haven't. Sometimes of course they're merely
the result of vanity, but here and there, as in the present case,
they contain a very special kind of record, such as a modest observer
with a humorous sense of character might like to preserve for her
friends but not wish the world at large to see, lest perhaps some of
the simple folk described in the pages might get to know of it and be
hurt."
Mr. Bemerton, who had been turning a little volume over and over in
his hands all this time, while mine were stretched out and withdrawn
and again outstretched to take it, here opened it.
"It's the modestest little thing," he said. "Just a few pages of
talk among villagers in the Midlands; but it's a jewel of literature.
Among its very great admirers when it appeared was Mr. Gladstone.
Now, I've only one copy and I can't get another; but I'll lend it to
you. You must treat it as if it were a black pearl."
I have done so and allowed no one but Naomi to see it. It is a
strange little book and might well cease to be private, although one
likes to think of a few good things being withheld from the world at
large. Miss A., the author or recorder of these conversations, was
an invalid lady living in the country, to whom her humble neighbours
were a perpetual joy; she helped them, she sympathized with them, and
she laughed at their little foibles afterwards. In these pages she
has preserved certain of their odd speeches, the period being chiefly
early in the eighteen sixties. But the type is eternal.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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