London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Although we meet several characters in the book, most of them have a
family resemblance in that they have had a hard time, and expect
nothing better, and do not always make the best of it. No doubt Miss
A. had neighbours who were more optimistic or less sardonic; but to
her these did not appeal as those others did. All artists have
preferences in types, and the humorous grumbler was hers. But it is
not discontent that gives this little book its unity; it is marriage.
Almost every page touches upon that imperfect state, so that by the
end an impressionable reader would as soon think of entering the
bonds as of sitting voluntarily in the electrocuting chair; that is,
if marriage did not chance to be the one hazard in the world from
which no one person can withhold another.
Here are Miss A. and Mary Powell, a labourer's wife, together, in
Mary Powell's cottage, as reported by Miss A.:
_Miss A._ "How have you and John agreed together since I left
Bewley?"
_Mary._ "Well, ma'am, those words of yours when we parted have
hacted very well. 'Mary,' says you, 'when John's in a bad temper you
be in a good 'un; for it's both on you being in a bad temper together
as does the mischief.' So mony a time when he's contraried me I've
said to myself, 'Now I'll be on Miss A.'s plan;' and we've had
nothing but bits of houts since--never no fighting--and a very good
thing we've left it off. For, ye see, a man's hand falls very heavy
on a woman, and mony a time I've been black and blue; only he was a
deal more careful where he hit me at after he had that
seven-and-sixpence to pay for them leeches to my side. You remember
it, don't you, ma'am? I'd been saying summat again his mother--he
calls her all to pieces himself, only he wunna let me--so he knocked
me hoff the chair, and it caused himplamation; and fine and foolish
John looked when the doctor shook his head at him. But he niver said
he was sorry; he's too stupid for that."
_Miss A._ "Have you taken my advice on the other point--about going
to church?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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